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‘Vou. XXX.—No. 1517. 
Copyright, 1886, by Harper & Broruens. 


NEW YORK, SATURDAY, JANUARY 16, 1886. 


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MAYOR’S MESSAGE. 


‘‘Regardless of threats, regardless sometimes of ad- 
verse criticism from parties who do not understand the 
true facts, I have given no quarter the last year to any 
who have abused the trusts confided to them, and with 


such an emphatic indorsement from my fellow-citizens _- 

I feel encouraged to go on with the work. Political a a a 

tricksters who have merely some selfish» purpose to grati- 

fy will receive no countenance from me, no matter what ' — 

party they may be identified with for the time being. VW a ie 

It is by yielding to these men on account of the few ee ee eee 

votes they coutrol that municipal governments in all ee. 

the large cities of the country bave become a synonym : — a aoe 

for waste and extravagance and corruption. * * * If 2 S=aaaqa 

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should be discouraged and discountenanced by every 
good citizen. If no quarter is given to men who have 
no moral principle behind them, who connect themsel ves 
with leading parties merely for plunder, they will soon 
be stamped out, and the business of the city will be con- 
ducted, like any other large corporation, on business 
principles.” 


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HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE, 
An Week 


The current number, dated January 12,is an unusually interest. 
ing and attractive one. The opening chapters of the new serial by 
Mrs. Linus, announced in this column last week, are illustrated by 
a front-page engraving after a drawing by W.T.Suepisr. The 
sure artist aleo contributes a full-page illustration of the 

NEW YORK ATHLETIC CLUB, 
accom ing which is an article by Ropxrt Briwers, entitled “A 
and what can done without it.” 

“Tom Fairweather at Pulo-Penang and Si by Lirv- 
rxnant E. W. Srurpr, U.S.N.; “ Zommy the Cow-Boy,” by R. K. 
Monxrrraick ; and “ Senor Giacomelli’s Performing Birds,” by 
Henry Harton, the well-known magician, are among the other lit- 
evary contents of the number. 


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New York, Sarurpay, January 16, 1886. 


POST-OFFICE CHANGES. 


HE great patronage department of the govern- 
ment, measured by the number of places and 
their general distribution throughout the country, 
is the Post-office. It is through the Post-office that 
the Administration is known and felt in every little 
community, and the Post-office in its extended rami- 
fication has been the most efficient political organiza- 
tion of a party in power. One of the worst abuses 
of patronage is the subsidizing of local newspapers 
by appointing the editor or proprietor a postmaster. 
This is but a form of securing party support by brib- 
ery. A paper which is under pecuniary or other ob- 
ligation to an Administration can hardly be fair in its 
comments upon it. This was an early abuse of Post- 
office patronage, and it is of course very serviceable 
to the member of Congress. In any case, however, 
the management of the 52,000 or 53,000 post-offices of 
every grade, ranging from the frontier office where it 
is difficult to find a proper person who is willing to 
undertake the responsibilities and the duties for the 
inadequate remuneration, up to the great city offices, 
is an extremely difficult and perplexing problem. 
Every day the Postmaster-General is required to act 
upon vacancies arising from death, resignation, or 
other cause in remote parts of the country, of which 
he knows nothing, and no resident of which is known 
to him. It is from this situation that the practice 
has arisen of consulting the member of Congress from 
the district which includes the particular post-office. 
This is a most pernicious practice, not only because 
it confounds the two spheres of executive and legisla- 
tive action, which are jealously separated by our po- 
litical system, but because, also, of the inevitable cor- 
ruption and demoralization which it produces. 

Under this abuse the present practice is to regard 
the great multitude of post-offices in a district as the 
virtual property of the district Representative in Con- 
gress. to be allotted as he chooses. It isa power which 
the Constitution carefully omits to confer upon him, 
and which he uses in the district to further his own 
purposes, and at the capital to drive bargains with 
the department. If the department does not gratify 
the Representative, the Representative will remember 
it when he comes to vote upon the appropriations for 
the department. The Postmaster-General, therefore, 
is compelled by the present practice to consult those 
whose advice he is equally compelled to distrust. 
This is a peculiar perplexity to the existing Adminis- 
tration. It is notorious and frankly admitted that 
great numbers of the smaller post-offices have been 
for many years partisan head-quarters. In all such 
instancés there should be a change. But it may be 
fairly assumed that to make a change in pursuance 
of the advice of a member of Congress, or local com- 
mittee, or politicians of the other party, would be a 
change which would only perpetuate and aggravate 
the evil. . The Presidential offices have been equally 
abused, and in,the same way, while the Presidential 
choice of a successor to the offender is no less embar- 
rassed than that of the Postmaster-General. To fol- 
low the advice of a Senator like Senator GORMAN, of 
Maryland, or of a Representative who holds, as most 
Representatives do hold, to the old system, is certain- 
ly not to promote reform, but to discredit and perplex 
it. This situation is put in a strong light by the late 
letter in the Tribune of Mr. FouLKE, of Indiana, re- 
cently an Independent Republican Senator in that 
State,and a Mugwump in 1884 at serious personal 
cost. Aroused by the suspensions and changes in 
post-offices in his State, he wrote to 193 suspended 
officers in Indiana and to 102 elsewhere, and received 
159 replies. There were some resignations and expi- 
rations of terms, but 136 of his correspondents gave 
him the information that he sought. In all but two 
cases the suspension had been summary, without state- 
ment of cause, or opportunity to hear or refute charges. 
The closest inquiry revealed generally the fact that 


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the displacement had been effected by secret machi- 
nations, of which the member of Congress was often 
or usually the agent. In very many cases, if not 
generally, the successors were strong partisans of the 
other party. 

Such changes, of course, and such methods of effect- 
ing them, are not in accordance with the principle of 
regarding public office as a public trust, and they are 
fatal to reform. No officer should be suspended or 
removed for offensive partisanship upon the mere se- 
cret assertion of other interested offensive partisans. 
Mr. FouLkE reports the President as saying that it is 
impracticable to inform postmasters of the charges 
upon which they are suspended. The President must 
have been misapprehended, because he would not say 
that it is impracticable to do justice. The difficulties 
in all such cases are undoubtedly great, but that is 


. not a reason for violation of the fundamental princi- 


ple that a good officer shall not be displaced during 
his term. Nor ought any sincere friend of reform to 
regard a wrong system of effecting removals as some- 
thing to be overlooked and condoned because of the 
undoubted fact that there will be mistakes, and that 
everything can not be done at once. There will be 


. mistakes undoubtedly, for which every reasonable al- 


lowance will be made. But a plainly unfair system 
of procedure is not an exceptional mistake. There are 
two things of which the Administration is bound to 
make sure: one is that no postmaster shall be suspend- 
ed without an opportunity to hear and answer charges, 
and the other that offensive Republicans shall not be 
replaced by offensive Democrats. We know that of- 
fensiveness is a term applicable to abuse of the office 
which can not be proved but by experience. But asa 
question of expediency, if the Administration replaces 
a Republican blatant in office by a Democrat blatant 
out of office, and a man of exactly the same kind, the 
verdict of the community affected will not be favor- 
able to the reform character of the Administration. 
The President states to the special correspondent of 
the Herald that he proposes to respect the great con- 
stitutional rights both of his own office and of that 
of members of Congress. But this can be done only 
by repelling with decision the interference of mem- 
bers of Congress in dictating appointments to post- 
offices and other executive agencies. They should 
be made to understand that their interference is an 
intolerable impertinence. They are to make laws, 
and the President is to execute them, selecting the 
executive agents as the Constitution and the laws 
prescribe. If any member of Congress wishes to test 
public sentiment upon the question, let him intro- 
duce a bill giving the appointment of postmasters in 
a district to its member of Congress. Yet that is the 
present practice without law, and it should be forbid- 
den. The principle of Senator HAMpToNn’s bill is per- 
fectly sound. 


A NOVELTY IN INTERNATIONAL COMITY., 


IF a great body of British subjects should organize a 
league to collect a fund to pay the expenses of a large 
number of members of Congress in Washington 
whose avowed purpose was a radical change in the 
Constitution of this country and of the internal re- 
lations of the Union, there would be ‘‘a state of 
things” in a general uproar about wicked British gold 
and a vehement denunciation of British insolence 
and impertinence. There is no doubt that strong 
pressure would be applied to tlre Administration to 
demand an explanation of so extraordinary an inter- 
ference of foreigners in our domestic affairs. This is, 
however, just what the Parnell Parliamentary Fund 
Association and similar societies are doing in this 
country. They are collecting money for the support 
of members of Parliament whoare vledged to demand, 
and if possible to secure,certain British legislation in- 
volving a constitutional reconstruction of the empire. 
If a body of British subjects should raise a fund to 
support free-trade members of Congress at Washing- 
ton, they would do precisely what these aid societies 
are doing. | 

There is, indeed, no law prohibiting any class of 
American citizens from voluntarily contributing 
money for any purpose, not criminal, and sending it 
to any Frenchman or Irishman or Englishman whom 
they may select. Such a tribute to Mr. HERBERT 
SPENCER, to HuxXLEy, to Lord TENNYSON, or to any 
beneficiary in England who might be named, would 
be only like the British fund which is proposed as a 
mark of respect to Mr. W aLT WHITMAN in thiscountry. 
It produces nothing but a generous and friendly in- 
ternational feeling. A similar tribute might be of- 
fered by American admirers to Mr. GLADSTONE, Mr. 
PARNELL, or Lord SaLisBurRy. But an American 
fund to pay Mr. PaRNELL’s or Lord SALISBURY’S elec- 
tion expenses, or to support him as a member of Par- 
liament for a particular political purpose involving 
the integrity of the empire, and among the subscribers 
to which, or its public supporters, should be an ex- 
President and the present Governor of New York, al- 
though not forbidden by the law, would not be a 
movement which savored of comity toward England, 
and it would be sure to be resented by public feeling 
in that country. It is very unfortunate that this 
country should be made by any class of citizens the 


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pecuniary base of political movements in another, 
and it is a gross abuse of the spirit and purpose of 
our laws that any one should seek naturalization 
here in order to take part with greater impunity in 
political conflicts elsewhere. 

It can hardly give moral weight to the position of 
a member of Parliament that he is known to have 
been imposed as a candidate upon his constituency 
by a committee or a dictator, and to be supported in 
his position as a member by the money of citizens of 
another country. It is a position which would not 
satisfy the self-respect of many poor men quite wor- 
thy to be members of Parliament, and the movement 
is one which deserves attention as an anomaly in in- 
ternational relations. 


THE AMERICAN OPERA. 


THE opening night of the American opera in New 
York was an event of great interest and promise. The 
enterprise originated in the conviction that the time 
had come when a school for opera could be sustained 
as hopefully in America as in Europe, and that with 
the opportunities and advantages in New York, there 
is no reason that students of operatic music should 
not find as thorough and admirable a training here as 
anywhere in the world. It was, of course, taken into 
the account that much of the musical taste and ac- 
complishment which make such a plan feasible is to 
be found among foreign-born Americans, especially 
among Germans. It was also probable that teachers 
might be invited from Europe. But it was believed 
that by intelligent and vigorous treatment of the sit- 
uation an American operatic school could be founded 
successfully which would make New York an inde- 
pendent centre of such music, like Paris or Berlin or 
Vienna. 

THEODORE THOMAS was naturally invoked as the 
tutelary genius of the undertaking, and his extraordi- 
nary intelligence and energy and administrative skill 
have worked the chaos into cosmos—as CARLYLE said 
of TENNYsSON—and produced the promising result of 
the opening evening. The opera selected was the 
Taming of the Shrew, by HERMAN GOETZ, which 
was brought out at Mannheim in 1874, and was at 
once successful. The composer died two years aft- 
erward. He is known in our concerts by a sym- 
phony, and the opera made a delightful impression. 
If there was no single singer of surpassing excel- 
lence, there was not only a carefully trained and ex- 
cellent company, but there was also the assurance 
of adequate local support of great singers when 
they appear, and in the mean time of admirable oper- 
atic performances. This, as the Times well points 
out, is the precise point at which foreign cities have 
hitherto surpassed New York. The great singers can 
always be procured. But, as has been proved in New 
York, they can not always be supported. The new — 
school not only secures this result, which is indispen- 
sable to good opera, but it furnishes for the great 
singers, when they are born in this country, the com- 
plete education which they require, and every external 
condition of success. 

The spectacle of the opening night was very brill- 
iant, and the good feeling unmistakable. If the be- 
ginning is favored by fashion, and if fashion is pro- 
verbially fickle, and if mere national feeling and pride 
can not sustain such an enterprise permanently, it is 
to be remembered that it is not upon such supports 
that the American opera relies. Its dependence is pre- 
cisely that of Irvina’s drama, thoroughness in every 
circumstance and detail. The same attention to care- 
ful preparation and presentation which, without a 
single remarkable actor, made the Merchant of Venice 
by Mr. IRVING’s company a memorable and constantly 
attractive performance, will secure public favor for 
the American opera. It is an enterprise upon the 
fair prospect of which the ladies and gentlemen who 
have undertaken it are to be warmly congratulated, 
and which bids fair to be another of those happy 
events in our musical progress for which we are s0 
greatly indebted to THEODORE THOMAS. 


THE ADMINISTRATION AND THE INDIANS. 


THE importance of the Indian question is evident 
from the report of Secretary Lamar. It has been 
generally held that the Indians must be hustled off 
their lands as fast as white men wanted them, and 
that the true key-note of our policy is that a dead In- 
dian is the best Indian. But the humanity of the 
country, which has so long slumbered over this im- 
portant question, involving the national character 
and honor, is now thoroughly aroused, and the firm 
and just attitude of the President in dealing with the 
depredators upon the solemnly guaranteed rights of 
the Indians is warmly approved. The Indian Ring, 
in its various ramifications, has not been able to con- 
fuse or mislead him, and there is a bright prospect — 
that a policy worthy of the nation will be laid down 
aud enforced by his Administration. 

Secretary LAMAR says distinctly that the practice 
of moving the Indians farther away is possible no 
longer. All the reservations are surrounded by civ- 
ilization, so called, and the Secretary says of the In- 
dian: ‘‘He must make his final stand for existence 


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where he is now. Unless he can adapt himself to the 
necessities of these new conditions, his extinction will 
be sure and swift.” The condition of such adaptation 
is separation from the demoralization of the whites, and 
regard for the actual condition of the tribes. They 
are in widely different stages of civilization, and no 
single system can be applied to them indiscriminately 
and atthe sametime. General SHERIDAN admits that 
his scheme of allotting a tract of 320 acres to each 
Indian family, and selling the rest of the reserva- 
tions at $1 25 per acre, and investing the proceeds to 
furnish. a fund for support of the Indians, can be 
‘‘ most advantageously applied gradually.” But the 
government is bound to regard the Indians as wards, 
and even to defend them against themselves. It is 
not enough that their consent should be the condition 
of depriving them of their lands. The history of the 
country is full of instruction as to the methods of ob- 
taining that consent. Secretary LaAMAR’s remark is 
sagacious and timely. ‘‘ Keeping the Indian reserva- 
tions from the settlements of white men is a policy 
which, in my opinion, should be more rigidly en- 
forced.” 

The bill introduced by Senator Van Wyck, of Ne- 
braska, proposes a Territorial government over the 
whole Indian Territory, and, as it says, without im- 
pairing the rights of the Indians to open certain parts 
of the lands to settlement. But it is impossible to do 
this without injuring the rights and preventing the 
civilization of the Indians. They are powerless 
against the United States. They have no possible 
hope but in the national honor. The nation prac- 
tically holds their lands in trust for the Indians them- 
selves. Their sole chance against extermination lies 
in adapting themselves to civilization, and this must 
be done under the sympathetic care of the United 
States and upon the lands where they are settled. 
This seems to be plainly perceived by the Administra- 
tion, and its wise treatment of the question would be 
another strong title to the respect and confidence of 
all good citizens. 


THE HARRIS COLLECTION OF POETRY. 


THE Rev. J. C. STOCKBRIDGE is engaged in the interest- 
ing work of cataloguing the gift of the late Senator AN- 
THUONY, of Rhode Island, to the library of his alma mater, 
Brown University. This gift comprises the well-known 
Harris Collection of American Poetry, which takes its 
name from Mr. CALEB HarRIs, of Providence, who largely 
increased it, but which was begun by ALBERT G. GREENE, 
and completed to the time of his death by Senator ANTHO- 
NY, and which now comprises between five and six thou- 
sand different “ titles.” 

Mr. GREENE, who died a few years since in Cleveland, 
was for many years one of the chief—perhaps the chief—rep- 
resentative of purely literary interests in Providence. He 
was Municipal Judge, and diligent in his office, but he was 
also a bibliophile and a man of much literar? accomplish- 
ment, with a charming gift of versification. The only 
copy of his verses which is sure of a long date, however, is 
“Old Grimes is dead, that good old man”—a happy echo of 
GOLDSMITH’s “ Madame Blaize.” Mr.GREENE’s library was 
noted for its treasures of American poetry, and reached the 
number of nearly twenty thousand volumes before his death. 
Mr. GOWANS in New York and other collectors in the coun- 
try reserved for it every fresh “ find” in the special charac- 
ter of the library. 

When this library was sold, Mr. Fiskk bought such part 
of the American poetry as, with similar tastes and ample 
means, he had not already procnred, and at his death, upon 
the sale of his books, this portion was secured by Senator 
ANTHONY, who gave it to the college. Mr. STOCKBRIDGE 
contemplates what may be called an instructive catalogue, 
with such notes and remarks as may reveal its character 
and scope, making, in fact, a curious and valuable survey 
of that branch of American literature. A limited number 
ouly will be issued, and the list of subscribers is nearly 
full. The work can not fail to be a very curious and in- 
teresting addition to our literature. 


NEWSPAPER LYING. 


THE President’s letter to Mr. KEPPLER, of Puck, has nat- 
urally excited a great deal of attention, and has been de- 
scribed as a general denunciation of the press. But that 
is &@ gross misrepresentation. ‘The letter is a strong ex- 
pression of disgust from a strong man who knows by expe- 
rience how much “pewspaper lying” there is. We differ 
from the President, who thinks that it was never “more 
general and mean” than it is now. It was much more so 
in regard to him, for instance, in 1884 than it was in 1885. 

There is no doubt, however, that upon all political sub- 
jects, which occupy so large a space in newspapers, the 
party organs upon both sides are much more anxious to 
produce a party effect in discussing the news than to ascer- 
tain the truth. The active presumption in every Repub- 
lican newspaper editorial room is that the Democrats are 
something incarvate, and vicé versa. The party organ on 
either side does not wish to praise its political opponent or 
the acts of an administration of the other party; for why, 
theu, should it urge that both be turned out upon the gen- 
eral ground that everybody and everything outside of its 
own party pale is hypocritical, treacherous, and dangerous 
to the common welfare? 

The President’s vigorons and uncompromising state- 
ment of a feeling which is very general shows indirectly 
how the press abandous its true function in wearing a 
mere party yoke. Every public officer should be able to 
feel that the criticisms of the press are honest, and made 
in the interest of the public. But it is plain that the com- 
nents of a press of either party which a public man sees to 
be generally false and mean can have no influence with 

It is in vain to try to make President CLEVELAND'S 


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letter appear to be a general diatribe against the press. 
He says that newspaper lying was never more.general. 
But to qualify that remark as too strong a generalization 
is not to deny that there is immense newspaper lying. 


THE ALBANY ‘* EXPRESS.” 


Mr. 8. N. D. NoRTH is announced as the editor and part 
proprietor of the Albany EHzpress, a journal which, under 
the editorial control of Mr. CHaRLEs E. SMITH, subsequent- 
ly of the Hvening Journal, and now of the Philadelphia Press, 
became one of the able and important papers of the State. 
Mr. NORTH is an accomplished and experienced journalist 
and a shrewd student of public affairs, who has been long 
the chief assistant of Mr. ELLis H. RoBErts in the conduct 
of the Utica Herald, and he is sigually qualified for his new 
post. The Ezpress will be a Republican journal, but, we 
presume, an advocate of Republican principles rather than 
@ mere party organ pledged to uphold and defend what- 
ever is done in the name of Republicanism. Such a paper 
must sometimes become the severest censor of party action, 
and it can be of the highest service in a political capital 
like Albany. 


THE MAYORS’ MESSAGES, 

THE opening of the political year brings many messages 
of Governors and Mayors, and the most striking fact in all 
of them is the evident change of public opinion which they 
reflect in regard to the just limits of party administration. 
Mayor Low’s four years’ service in Brooklyn marks a mem- 
orable epoch, for it has demonstrated that municipal gov- 
ernment may be kept free from party to the great advan- 
tage of the community. His successor, Mayor WHITNEY, 
although elected as a Democrat, evidently feels that his 
aiministration must follow in-the line traced by Mayor 
Low’s, or that he will suffer by the contrast. 

In Boston, the similar firm and sensible independent 
course of Mayor O’BRIEN, an Irishman, a Roman Catholic, 
and a Democrat, hus been so satisfactory to the people that 
he was re-elected by an unusually large majority, includ- 
ing a considerable Republican vote. 

He says in his Message: 

“Political tricksters who have merely some selfish purpose to 
gratify will receive no countenance from me, no matter what party 
they may be identified with for the time being. It is by yielding 
to these men on account of the few votes they control that munici- 
pal governments in all the large cities of the country have be- 
come a synonym for waste and extravagance and corruption. 
This is strong language, but I know that every word of it is true.” 


And he adds: 

“If political parties put unscrupulous men to the front, they 
ought to be voted down. If political parties make combinations 
with men whose morality and integrity are questionable, such 
combinations should be discouraged and discountenanced by every 
good vitizen. If no quarter is given to men who have no moral 
principle behind them, who connect themselves with leading par- 
ties merely for plunder, they will soon be stamped out, and the 
business of the city will be conducted, like any other large corpo- 
ration, on business principles.” 

Mayor Gracr’s message in New York, in the same spirit, 
highly commends the reformed system of appointment in 
the municipal service, which he has faithfully enforced. 
Upon this point the three Mayors, Mr. Low, who retires, 
and Mr.O’BRIEN and Mr. GRACE, all of whom speak from ex- 
perience, are unanimous, and they will be hardly ridiculed 
as sentimentalists, or political Pharisees and purists. Their 
remarks leave the unhappy defenders of the theory that 
the public service is properly the spoils of a party in a still 
more forlorn position. 


GOVERNOR HILL’S MESSAGE. 


THE Message of Goveruor HILL contains much informa- 
tion about State affairs, many recommendations, and many 
fine sentiments. The Governor favors the separation of 
municipal and State elections, and also of the Police Depart- 
ment and the Bureau of Elections. He re$#mmends the 
abolition of useless municipal offices, and the reduction of 
salaries. He would have a special commission to prepare 
a new charter providing for home rule and the election of 
many local officers who are now appointed. The Governor 
criticises the course of the Superintendent of State-prisons 
in having regard only to pecuniary considerations in his 
arrangemeut of labor, and urges a settled policy providing 
for the diversification of trades so as not to compete with 
outside labor, and for the sale of products at ruling outside 
prices only. But he does not recommend any policy, and 
his reflections are unjust upon the Superintendent, whose 
report is a very valuable contribution toward a sound 
prison-labor policy. 

Governor HILL renews the recommendation of the aboli- 
tion of the Board of Regents of the University, and the 
transfer of their functions to the Department of Public In- 
struction; also of the State boards of Charities and of 
Health, and the Commission on the State Survey, their re- 
spective duties to be vested in a Commissioner of Charities, 
a Health Commissioner, and the State Engineer and Sur- 
veyor—propositions of which we shall have something to 
say hereafter. 

But what must have been the dismay of the “ Jefferso- 
nians” upon reading the excellent sentiments of Governor 
HILL iu regard to civil service reform! The Governor's re- 
mark that “ the undue thirst for office and the unrestrain- 
ed power of distributing patronage are the most potent 
factors in the oppression of the people and the overthrow of 
popular liberty”—a sentence worthy of the Reform League 
—must have been astounding and inexplicable to the true 
Jeffersonian, until he probably detected a solemu wink in 
the Gubernatorial eye, as the Governor suggests that “a 
sufficient number of names of eligivle persons—possibly the 
entire list—should be certified to an appointing officer to af- 
ford a reasonable discretion in selection.” We do not know 
a single shrewd opponent of the reformed .system who is 
not of the same opinion. Let the change be made, and re- 
form receives its death-blow. It is evident that Governor 
HILL’s fine sentiments must be read carefully to the end, 
aud cousidered in the light of the views of his most ardent 
supporters, Mr. BURKE COCHRAN aud the other sages of 
Tammany Hall. 


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PERSONAL. 


Tue first Ladies’ Reception of the Fencers’ Club last. winter 
brought together a distinguished representation of fashionable so- 
ciety, and was in general so successful that the club has determined 
to hold another one on the 23d of January, from 4 to 6,o’clock 
p.m. ll fencers believe that the practice of their art is an ex- 
cellent exercise for young ladies, not less than for men, and Cap- 
tain Hippotyre Nicovas, the instructor at the club, is an enthusi- 
astic promulgator of this doctrine. He’ teaches the art of fencing 
after simple and natural methods, believing with Moire that it 
consists in “ touching and not being touched.” The reception will 
be under the auspices of the Executive Committee, consisting of 
Messrs. Henry Cuauncey, Jun., J. Cormman Drayton, Amory 58. 
Carnart, M. M. How.anp, Cuaxces De Kay, J. Muaray 
Kareicx Riees, Georce L. Rives, and 8. Montgomery Roosrve tr. 

—Mr. Pour B. Perry, an American, has written a symphonic 
march, which he has dedicated to Herr Wi.neLm Jann, Director of 
the Vienna Royal Opera, and a “Theodora Mazurka,” which he 
has inscribed to the German actress Cuartotre Froun. The 
Vienna Ertrablatt says: ‘“ These beautiful compositions, so rich in 
melody, bespeak for this talented composer a very brilliant future.” 

—Ex-Mayor Low, who is a graduate and honor man of Colum- 
bia College, has been exerting himself in behalf of the library of 
that institution. At his suggestion Mr. A. A. Low, nis father, has 
given $5000 for that purpose. Mr. Low,.now in his seventy-fifth 
year and in excellent health, has contributed very liberally to the 
library of Salem, Massachusetts, his native place; and one of his 
personal friends said recently that there is not a charitable insti- 
tution of note in the city of Brooklyn which has not been the ob- 
ject of his generosity. The new hospital which he is now 
erecting in that city in memory of his deceased daughter will 
cost over $40,000. Mr. Low is not in the habit of speaking of his 
charities, and even his business partners do not know of them, 
except through the newspapers. & 

—A recent writer notices the fact that although the present 
century has been, par excellence, the century of science, vet it has 
given birth to the marvellous imaginations of Scorr, Byroy, Keats, 
SHELLEY, CaRLYLE, TENNYSON, BrowninG, ARNOLD, Leoparp1, Vic- 
tor Hugo, Tourev&nerr, and Herte, which shows, he thinks, that 
whatever may be the disenchantment of science, it covers too small 
a field te beat back the imagination of man. 

—Mr. James Russett Lowe has been elected an honorary 
member of the Authors’ Club, and Mr. Tuzopore Rooseve.t and 
Mr. Witt Carueton have also been added to the membership. — 

—Some of the brightest letters written to the daily press are 
those signed by Mrs. Custer, in the Chicago 7ribune. They are 
bright as a bright woman’s conversation, full of color and detail, 
breezy and stimulating. Mrs. Custer first became known as a 
writer by her delightful volume Boots and Saddles, which has 
charmed many thousands of readers on both sides of the Atlantic. 

—The Mikado at the Fifth Avenue Theatre, now in ita twenty- 
first week, causes admiration, among other things, for the delicacy 
and softness of the hues of the dresses worn by the chorus girls, 
the effect being almost as delicious as that of the — blues and © 
greens seen sometimes in our winter sky at sunset. It is notice- 
able that when singing the song about “the merry madrigal,” 
Pooh-Bah pronounces the word “ madrigaul,” but Yum-Yum, who 
is an American, says “madrigél.” Her poses during the song 
“The flowers that bloom in the spring”’ are extremely noticeable 
for their ease, variety, and beauty. Miss Gerautpine ULMar is 
Yum-Yum. 

—Mr. Ruskin having recently declared that Maria Ep@gwortu’s 
novels contained more essential truth about Ireland than can be 
learned from any other sources whatsoever, the librarians of our 
circulating libraries expect te do considerable extra work in sup- 
plying the demand that is now sure to arise for those books. 
Such statements from such a source always impose extra duty upon 
the librarians, though not quite so much as does a noted author's 
death. 

—The Grolier Club, having held an exhibition of the various 
processes used in reproducing paintings, have followed up the 
matter by an exhibition of modern wood-engravings, with an ad- 
dress by Mr. E_pripge Kinastey, the wood-engraver, who does not 
believe that the present rapid advance in the development of these 
mechanical processes will injure the future of wood-engraving, 
which to-day takes such high rank as a fine art. 

-——Mr. Exocu Pratt, of Baltimore, has recently seen the success- 
ful opening of the great library which he founded in that city. 
He tells his friends that he preferred to give the money during 
his lifetime in order that he might be sure it was used exactly in 
accordance with his desires. Baltimore is justly proud of this— 
new charity. 

—During the late cold snap a New-Yorker who spent the win- 
ter of 1877 in New Orleans recalled with pleasure the floral dis- 
trict of that city, where he resided, especially the rose beds, with 
their borders of English violets, in front of the house, and the 
orange-trees, whose fruit he could reach out of his window. The 
family with which he was living had suffered much during the 
war, and the head of it used to declare that he once was compelled 
to walk 140 miles in order to buy some jean for trousers for him- 
self, and some calico for a gown for his wife. 

—The five-hundredth performance of Adonis at the Bijou Thea- 
tre, in New York, was given last Thursday. The event coincided 
within a day with the actor’s thirtieth birthday. The double event 
was celebrated by a breakfast given to Mr. Drxry at Delmonico’s 
by a party of friends, by a special and very crowded performance 
of Adonis, and by a Dixey Ball at the Metropolitan Opera-house. 
The performance of Adonis was signalized by the irruption upon 
the stage of well-known actors. from other theatres in costume. 

—The people of New York and Brooklyn owe to Postmaster 
Pearson another obligation in the publication of the weekly Ofi- 
cial Postal Guide for those two cities, which is published under 
his supervision. The first number of the new Guide has just ap- 

, and is in every way creditable to the Post-office. In addi- 
tion to all the general postal information that is needed by busi- 
ness men, it contains local and current intelligence concerning the 
mails that is equally important to the communities for which it is 
published, and that has not heretofore been readily accessible. 

many persons seem inclined to blow out the gas when they 

are going to bed that the effect of such a course upon the phys- 
ical system can not be absolutely devoid of interest. Physicians 
say that ordinary illuminating gas contains a good deal of carbon- 
oxygen, a deadly poison, which drives out the oxygen of the bléod, 
and makes the current dark and sluggish. The treatment is usu- 
ally to bleed the patient, and then to whip up the blood which has 
been taken from him. This process puts oxygen into it, and it is 
then returned to the body by transfusion, the object being to re- 
place the oxygen which has been driven out. Another method is 
to transfuse a simple saline solution, which serves the purpose of 
giving the needed volume to the blood. Miss Nicotsoy, who re- 
cently blew out the gas in her room at a New York: hotel, was re- 
quired to inhale pure oxygen from a calcium-light cylinder, to the 
extent of about seven hundred and fifty gallons in twenty-four 
hours. She used a large rubber bag, which was filled repeatedly 
from the cylinder, almost as soon as emptied. She became better 
from the moment that she began to inhale this pure oxygen, al- 
though when brought to the hospital she had a leaden complexion, 
= larynx, and incipient pneumonia, and was unconscious’ 
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elected Speaker by the lican Senators of the 
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ing upon his fourthterm the Presidency pro tem. 
in that office. His career, of the Senate, was al- 
has been a very remark- ure in State politics. Mr. 
in the county of West- mM, in the county of Orleans, 
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THE MAYOR OF CASTERBRIDGE. 


By THOMAS HARDY, 


Avutuor or “A Laoptogan,” “Tar Romantio ADVENTURES OF A 
“‘ Far From tHe Mappina Crown,” Ero, 


CHAPTER V.—{ Continued.) 


A row of ancient rummers with ground figures on their sides, 
and each primed with a spoon, was now placed dowmthe table, and 
these were promptly filled with grog at such high temperature as to 
raise serious considerations for the gilding exposed to such vapors. 
But Elizabeth Jane noticed that, though this filling went on with 
great promptness up and down the table, nobody filled the Mavor’s 
glass, who still drank large quantities of water from the tumbler 
behind the clump of crystal vessels intended for wine and spirits. 

“They don’t fill Mr. Henchard’s wine-glasses,” she ventured to 
say to her elbow acquaintance, the old man. 


“Oh no. Don’t ye know him to be the celebrated abstainings 


worthy of that name? He scorns all tempting liquors; never 
touches nothing. Oh ves, he’ve strong qualities that way. Ihave 
heard tell that he sware a gospel oath in by-gone times, and has 
bode by it ever since. So they don’t press him, knowing it would 
be unbecoming in the face of that ; for ver gospel oath is a serious 
thing.” 

Another elderly man, hearing this discourse, now joined in by 
inquiring, “‘ How much longer have he got to suffer from it, Solo- 
mon Longways ?” 

“ Another two year, they say. I don’t know the why and the 
wherefore of his fixing such a time, for ’a never has told any- 
body. But ’tis exactly twe calendar years longer, they say. A 
powerful mind to hold out so long!” 


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“True. ... But there’s great strength in hope. 
Knowing that in four-and-twenty months’ time 
ye'll be out of yer bondage, and able to make up 
for all you've suffered, by partaking without stint ; 
why, it keeps a man up, no doubt.” 

“ No doubt, Christopher Coney, no doubt. And 
‘a must need such reflections—a lonely widow- 
man,” said Longways. 

“ When did he lose his wife ?” asked Elizabeth. 

“TI never knowed her. "Twas afore he came 
to Casterbridge,” Solomon Longways replied, with 
terminative emphasis, as if the fact of his igno- 
rance of Mrs. Henchard were sufficient to deprive 
her history of all interest. ‘“‘ But I know that 
‘a's a banded teetotaler, and that if any of his 
men be ever so little overtook by a drop, he’s 
down upon "em as stern as the Lord upon the 
jovial Jews.” 

“ Has he many men, then ?” said Elizabeth Jane. 

“Many? Why, my good maid, he’s the pow- 
erfulest member of the town council, and quite 
a principal man in the country round besides. 
He and Casterbridge bank-folk are sworn bro- 
thers; and it’s not every man that’s hand in 
glove witha bank. Never a big dealing in wheat, 
barley, oats, hay, roots, and such like in this coun- 
ty but Henchard’s got a hand in it. Ay, and 
he'll go into other things, too; and that’s where 
he makes his mistake. He worked his way up 
from nothing when ’a came here; and now he’s 
a pillar of the town. Not but what he’s been 
shook a little to year about this bad corn he has 
supplied in his contracts. I've seen the sun rise 
over Casterbridge Moor these nine-and-sixty year, 
and though Mr. Henchard has never cussed me 
unfairly, ever since I've worked for ’n, seeing I 
be but a little small man, and tis not my interest 
to spak against him, I must say that I have never 
before tasted such rough bread as hev been made 
from Henchard’s wheat lately. "Tis that growed 
out that ye could a’most call it malt, and there's 
a list at bottom o’ the loaf as thick as the sole 
of one’s shoe.” 

The band now struck up another melody, and 
by the time it was ended the dinner was over, 
and speeches began to be made. The evening 
being calm, and the windows still open, these 
orations, could be distinctly heard. Henchard’s 
voice arose above the rest; he was telling a story 
ofthis hay-dealing experiences. 

“* You may have the rick for eighty pound,’ he 
says to me, ‘or you may leave it alone.’ ‘Seven- 
tv-seven pound ten,’ says I (rising another fifty 
shillings, for I wanted the hay). ‘No,’ says he. 
‘Very well,’ says I. ‘But think it over. I'll 
stand word till my wagons come back along this 
way at three o’clock, and no longer.’ I left him 
for a time—a bitter cold day 'twas—and who 
should I meet but George Stalker, and I told him 
what I was after. ‘ Why,’ says he, ‘the rick isn’t 
worth forty pound—’a’s tipped with straw to be- 
gin wi'—and the heart o’en is as black as the chim- 
ley back.’ Then I was in a terrible way : I teaved 
—I stamped up and down. I thought it over, and 
went back to my man. ‘Now, seventy-seven 

nd ten is fair money,’ says I (showing anx- 
us), ‘and I stand word to’t as firm as a church 
till the w come back.’ ‘Eighty,’ says he. 
* But,’ says I, ‘can’t ye take the other, and let’s 
have done o’'t? I’m afraid there’s going to be a 
deep snow.’. And so earnest-like I kept pricking 
him up to stand out for his price, looking covet- 
ous at the rick, and as if I were loath to let it go, 
and snow likely to set in. Ah, a trimming frost 
*twas that day !—and being a teetotaler I felt it 
. too. Well, by long and by late the wagons loomed 
in sight, and I shook in my shoes lest this should 
bring him to say yes. But no—‘ Eighty pound,’ 
says he; ‘that’s my figure!’ The wagons came 
abreast. ‘Good-afternoon,’ says I, hopping up 
into the nearest, and as soon as we'd moved off 
I said to my man, ‘Now whip up the horses; 
and if you hear anybody holloa ever so loud, mind 
you don’t tarn your head.’ He did holloa, and 
run after; but we didn’t stop, not we; and I never 
felt so happy in my days as I did when I got home 
that night, clean out of the deal, bad as I wanted 
hay. Well, three weeks after that, when the snow 
was over the hedges, and a truss of hay was a’most 
worth its weight in gold, I found that that villain 
Georgy Stalker had got the rick for seventy 
pound, sold it in market for a hundred and twen- 
ty, and that there wasn’t, as he knew all the time, 
a finer quality bit o’ stuff in the whole county 
round, Haw-haw-haw !” 

Others joined in the laugh, and hilarity was 
general till a new voice arose with, “‘ This is all 
very well; but how about the bad bread ?” 

It came from thie lower end of the table, where 
there sat a group of minor tradesmen who, a} 
though part of the company, appeared to be «& 
little below the social level of the others; and 
who seemed to nourish a certain independence of 
opinion, and carry on discussions not quite in har- 
mony with those at the head; just as the west 
end of a church is sometimes persistently found 
to sing out of time and tune with the leading 
spirits in the chancel. 

This interruption about the bad bread afforded 
infinite satisfaction to the lou outside, sev- 
eral of whom were of the class which finds its 
pleasure in others’ discomfiture ; and hence they 
echoed pretty freely: “Hey! How about the bad 
bread, Mr. Maver?” Moreover, feeling none of 
the restraints of those who shared the feast, they 
could afford to add,“ You rather ought to tell 
the story o’ that, sir!” 

The interruption was sufficient to compel the 
Mayor to notice it. 

“ Well, I admit that the wheat turned out bad- 
ly,” he said. “But I was taken in in buying it 


. as much as the bakers who bought it o’ me.” 


“ And the poor folk who had to eat it whether 
or vo,” said the inharmonious man outside the 
window. 

Henchard’s face darkened. There was temper 
under the thin bland surface—the temper which, 
artificially intensified, had banished a wife near- 
ly a score of years before. 


to her companion. 


HARPER'S WEEKLY. 


“You must make allowances for the accidents 
of a large business,” he said. “ You must bear 
in mind that the weather just at the harvest of 
that corn was worse than we have known it for 
years. However, I have mended my arrange- 
ments on account o’t. Since I have found my 
business too large to be well looked after by my- 
self alone, I have advertised fur a thorough 
man as manager of the corn department. hen 
I’ve got him you will find these mistakes will 
no longer occur—matters will be better looked 
into.” 

“ But what are you going to do to repay us for 
the past?” inquired the man who had before 
spoken, and who seemed to be a baker or miller. 
“ Will you replace the grown flour we've still got 
by sound grain ?” 

Henchard’s face had grown still more stern at 
these interruptions, and he drank from his tum- 
bler of water as if to calm himself or gain time. 
Instead of vouchsafing a direct reply, he stiffly 
observed : 

“If anybody will tell me how to turn grown 
wheat into wholesome wheat, I'll take it back 
with pleasure. But it can’t be done.” 

Henchard was not to be drawn again. Having 
said this he sat down. 


— 


CHAPTER VI. 


Now the group outside the window had within 
the last few minutes been re-enforced by new ar- 
rivals, some of them respectable shopkeepers and 
their assistants, who had come out for a whiff of 
air after putting up the shutters for the night; 
some of them of a lower class. Distinct from 
either there appeared a stranger—a young man 
of remarkably pleasant aspect, who carried in his 
hand a carpet-bag of the smart floral pattern 
prevalent in such articles at that time. 

He was fair and ruddy, bright-eyed, and slight 
in build. He might possibly have passed by 
without stopping at all, or at most for half a min- 
ute to glance in at the scene, had not his advent 
coincided with the discussion on corn and bread, 
in which event this history had never appeared. 
But the subject seemed to arrest him, and he 
whispered some inquiries of the other by-standers, 
and remained listening. 

When he heard Henchard’s closing words, “ It 
can’t be done,” he smiled, impulsively drew out 
his pocket-book, and wrote down a few words by 
the aid of the light in the window. He tore out 
the leaf, folded and directed it, and seemed about 
to throw it in through the open sash upon the 
dining-table, but on second thoughts edged him- 
self through the loiterers till he reached the door 
of the inn, where one of the waiters who had been 
serving inside was now idly leaning against the 
door-post. 

“Give this to the Mayor at once,” he said, 
handing in his hasty note. 

Elizabeth Jane had seen his movements and 
heard the words, which attracted her both by 
their subject and by their accent—a strange one 
for those parts. It was quaint and northerly. 

The waiter took the note, while the young 
stranger continued: “And can ye tell me of a 
respectable hotel that’s a little more moderate 
than this ?” 

The waiter glanced indifferently up and down 
the street. “They say the King of Prussia, just 
below here, is a very good place,” he languidly 
answered ; “‘ but I have never staid there myself.” 

The Scotchman, as he seemed to be, thanked 
him, and strolled on in the direction of the Kin 
of Prussia aforesaid, apparently more enamel 
about the question of an inn than about the fate 
of his note, now that the momentary impulse of 
writing it was over. While he was disappearing 
slowly down the street the waiter left the door, 
and Elizabeth Jane saw with some interest the 
note brought into the diuing-room and handed to 
the Mayor. 

Henchard looked at it carelessly, unfolded it 
with one hand, and glanced it through. There- 
upon it was curious to note an unexpected effect. 
The nettled, clouded aspect which had held pos- 
session of his face since the subject of his corn- 
dealings had been broached, changed itself into 
one of arrested attention. He read the note slow- 
ly, and fell into thought, not moody, but fitfully 
intense, as that of a man who has been captured 
by an idea. 

By this time toasts and speeches had given 
place to songs, the wheat subject being quite for- 
gotten. Men were putting their heads together 
in twos and threes, with pantomimic laughter, 
which reached convulsive grimace. were 
beginning to look as if they did not know how 
they had come there, what they had come for, 
or how they were going to get home again, and 

visionally sat on with a dazed smile. Square- 
built men showed a tendency to become hunch- 
backs; men with a dignified presence lost it in 
a curious obliquity of figure, in which their fea- 
tures grew disarranged and one-sided ; whilst the 
heads of a few who had dined with extreme thor- 
oughness were somehow sinking into their shoul- 
ders, the corners of their mouth and eyes being 
bent upward by the subsidence. Only Henchard 
did not conform to these flexuous changes; he 
remained stately and vertical, silently thinking. 

The clock struck nine; Elizabeth Jane turned 
“The evening is drawing on, 
mother,” she said. “What do you propose to 
do ?” 

She was surprised to find how irresolute her 
mother had become. ‘“‘ We must get a place to 
lie down in,” she murmured ; “I have seen—Mr. 
Henchard; and that’s all I wanted to do.” 

“ That’s enough for to-night at any rate,” Eliza- 
beth Jane replied, soothingly. “‘We can think 
to-morrow what is best to do about him. The 
question now is—is it not ?—how shall we find a 


As her mother did not reply, Elizabeth Jane’s 
mind reverted to the words of the waiter, that 


the King of Prussia was an inn of moderate 
charges. A recommendation good for one per- 
son was probably good for another. “Let us 
go where the young man has gone to,” she said. 
“ He is respectable. What do you say?” 

Her mother assented, and down the street they 
went. 

In the mean time the Mayor’s thoughtfulness, 
engendered by the note as stated, continued to 
hold him in abstraction, till, whispering to his 
neighbor to take his place, he found opportunity 
to leave the chair. This was just after the de- 
parture of his wife and Elizabeth. 

Outside the door of the assembly-room he raw 
the waiter, and beckoning to him, asked who 
brought the note which had been handed in a 
quarter of an hour before. 

“A young man, sir—a sort of traveller. He 
was a Scotchman, seemingly.” 

“ Did he say how he had got it?” 

“He wrote it himself, sir, as he stood outside 
the window.” 

“ Oh—wrote it himself....Is the young man 
in the hotel ?” 

“No, sir. He went to the King o’ Prussia, I 
believe.” 

The Mayor walked up and down the vestibule 
of the hotel with his hands under his coat tails, 
as if he were merely seeking a cooler atmosphere 
than that of the room he had quitted. But there 
could be no doubt that he was in reality still pos- 
sessed to the full by the new idea, whatever that 
might be. At length he went back to the door 
of the dining-room, paused, and found that the 
songs, toasts, and conversation were proceeding 
quite satisfactorily without his presence. The 
corporation, private residents, and major and mi- 
ner gentlemen-tradesmen had, in fact, gone in 
for comforting beverages to such an extent that 
they had quite forgotten, not only the Mayor, but 
all those vast political, religious, and social dif- 
ferences which separated them in the daytime 
like iron grills. Seeing this, the Mayor took his 
hat, and when the waiter had helped him on with 
a thin holland overcoat, went out and stood under 
the portico. 

Very few persons were now in the street; and 
his eyes, by a sort of attraction, turned and dwelt 
upon a spot about a hundred yards further down. 
It was the house to which the writer of the note 
had gone—the King of Prussia—whose two prom- 
inent gables, bow-window, and passage-light could 
be seen from where he stood. Having kept his 
eyes on it for a while, he strolled in that direction. 

This immutable house of accommodation for 
man and beast was built of mellow sandstone, 
with mullioned windows of the same material, 
now markedly out of perpendicular from the set- 
tlement of foundations. The bay-window pro- 
jecting into the street, whose interior was so pop- 
ular among the frequenters of the inn, was closed 
with shutters, in each of which appeared a heart- 
shaped aperture, somewhat more attenuated in 
the right and left ventricles than is seen in na- 
ture. Inside these illuminated holes, at a dis- 
tance of about three inches, were ranged at this 
hour, as every passer knew, the ruddy polls of 
Billy Willis,the glazier, Smart, the shoe-maker, 
Buzzford, the general dealer, and others of that 
set, each with his yard of clay. 

A four-centred Tudor arch was over the en- 
trance, and over the arch the sign-board, now 
visible in the rays of an opposite lamp. Hereon 
the King, who had been represented by the artist 
as a person of two dimensions only—in other 
words, flat as a shadow—was seated on a war- 
horse in a frozen prance. Being on the sunny 
side of the street, both he and his charger had 
suffered largely from warping, splitting, fading, 
and shrinkage, so that he was but a half-invisible 
film upon the reality of the grain and knots and 
nails which composed the sign-board. As a mat- 
ter of fact, this state of things was not so much 
owing to Stannidge, the landlord’s, neglect, as 
from the lack of a painter in Casterbridge who 
would undertake to reproduce the uniform of a 
man so traditional. 

A long, narrow, dimly lit passage gave access 
to the inn, within which passage the horses going 
to their stalls at the back and the coming and 
departing human guests rubbed shoulders indis- 
criminately, the latter running no slight risk of 
having their toes trodden upon by the animals. 
The good stabling and the good beer of the King 
of Prussia, though somewhat difficult to reach on 
account of there being but this narrow way to 
both, were nevertheless perseveringly sought out 
by the sagacious old heads who knew what was 
what in Casterbridge. 

Henchard stood without the inn for a few in- 
stants, then, lowering the dignity of his presence 
as much as possible by buttoning the brown 
holland coat over his shirt front, and in other 
ways toning himself down to his ordinary every- 
day appearance, he entered the inn door. 


CHAPTER VII. 


EvizasetH Jane and her mother had arrived 
some twenty minutes earlier. Outside the house 
they had stood and considered whether even this 
homely place, though recommended as moderate, 
might not be too serious in its prices for their 
light pockets. Finally, however, they had found 
courage to enter, and duly met Stannidge, the 
landlord, a silent man, who drew and carried 
frothing measures to this room and to that, on a 
- with his waiting-maids—a stately slowness, 

wever, entering into his ministrations by con- 
trast with theirs, as became one whose service 
was somewhat optional. It would have been al- 
together optional but for the orders of the land- 
lady, a person who sat in the bar, corporeally 
motionless, but with a flitting eye and quick ear, 
with which she observed heard through the 
open door and hatchway the pressing needs of 
customers whom her husband overlooked though 
close at hand. Elizabeth and her mother were 


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passively accepted as sojourners, and shown to a 
small bedroom under one of the gables, where 
they sat down. 

“Tis too good for us—we can’t meet it!” said 
the elder woman, looking round the apartment 
with misgiving as soon as they were left alone. 

“T fear it is, too,” said Elizabeth. “But we 
must be respectable.” 

The principle of the inn seemed to be to com- 
pensate for the antique awkwardness, crooked- 
ness, and obscurity of the passages, doors, walls, 
and windows, by quantities of clean linen spread 
about everywhere, and this had a dazzling effect 
upon the travellers. “We must pay our way 
even before we must be respectable,” replied her 
mother. “Mr. Henchard is too high for us to 
make ourselves known to him, I mucli fear; so 
we've only our own pockets to depend on.” 

“I know what Ill do,” said Elizabeth Jane, 
after an interval of waiting, during which their 
needs seemed quite forgotten under the press of 
business below. And leaving the room, she de- 
scended the stairs and penetrated to the bar. 

If there was one good thing more than another 
which characterized this single-hearted girl, it 
was a willingness to sacrifice her personal com- 
fort and dignity to the common weal. 

“ As you seem busy here to-night, and mother’s 
not well off, might I take out part of our ac. 
commodation by helping ?” she asked of the land- 
lady 


The latter, who remained as fixed in the arm- 
chair as if she had been melted into it when in a 
liquid state, and could not now be unstuck, looked 
the girl up and down inguiringly, with her hands 
on the chair arms. Such arrangements as the 
one Elizabeth Jane proposed were not uncommon 
in country villages ; but, though Casterbridge was 
old-fashioned, tle custom was well-nigh obsolete 
here. The mistress of the house, however, was 
an easy woman to strangers, and she made no 
objection. Thereupon Elizabeth Jane, being in- 
structed by nods and motions from the taciturn 
landlord as to where she could find the different 
things, trotted up and down stairs with materials 
for her own and her parent’s meal. 

While she was doing this the wood partition 
in the centre of the house thrilled to its centre 
with the tugging of a bell-pull upstairs. A bell 
below tinkled a note that was feebler in sound 
than the twanging of wires and cranks that had 
produced it. 

“Tis the Scotch gentleman,” said the land- 
Jady, omnisciently ; and turning her eyes to Eliza- 
beth, “ Now, then, can you go and see if his sup- 
per is on the tray? If it is, you can take it up 
The front room over this.” 

Elizabeth Jane, though hungry, willingly post- 
poned serving herself awhile, and applied to the 
cook in the kitchen, whence she brought forth 
the tray of supper viands, and proceeded with it 
upstairs to the apartment indicated. The accom- 
modation of the King of Prussia was far from 
spacious, despite the fair area of ground it cov- 
ered. The room demanded by intrusive beams 
and rafters, partitions, passages, staircases, dis- 
used ovens, settles, and four-posters left compar- 
atively small quarters for human beings. More- 
over, this being at a time before home-brewing 
was abandoned by the smaller victuallers, and a 
house in which the twelve-bushel strength was 
still religiously adhered to by the landlord in his 
ale, the quality of the liquor was the chief at- 
traction of the premises, so that everything had 
to make way for utensils and operations in con- 
nection therewith. Thus Elizabeth Jane found 
that the Scotchman was located in a room quite 
close to the small one that had been allotted to 
herself and her mother. 

When she entered, nobody was present but the 
young man himself, the same whom she had seen 
lingering without the windows of the Golden 
Crown Hotel. He was now idly reading a copy 
of the local paper, and was hardly conscious of 
her entry, so that she looked at him quite coolly, 
and saw how his forehead shone where the light 
caught it, and how nicely his hair was cut, and 
the sort of velvet pile or down that was on the 
skin at the back of his neck, and how his cheek* 
was so truly curved as to be part of a globe, and 
how clearly drawn were the lids and lashes which 
hid his bent eyes, 

She set down the tray, spread his supper, and 
went away without a word. On her arrival below, 
the landlady, who was as kind as she was fat 
and lazy, saw that Elizabeth Jane was rather 
tired, though in her earnestness to be useful she 
was waiving her own needs altogether. Mrs. 
Stannidge thereupon said, with a considerate per- 
emptoriness, that she and her mother had better 
take their own suppers if they meant to have 


any. 

Elizabeth Jane fetched their simple provisions, 
as she had fetched the Scotchman’s, and went up 
to the little chamber where she had left her mo- 
ther, noiselessly pushing open the door with the 
edge of the tray. To her surprise her mother, 
instead of being reclined on the bed where she 
had left her, was in an erect position, with lips 
parted. At Elizabeth’s entry she lifted her finger. 

The meaning of this was soon apparent. The 
room allotted to the two women had at one time 
served as a dressing-room to the Scotchman’s 
chamber, as was evidenced by signs of a door of 
communication between them—now screwed up 
and pasted over with the wall-paper. But, as is 
frequently the case with hotels of far higher pre- 
tensions than the King of Prussia, every word 
spoken in either of these rooms was distinctly 
audible in the other. Such sounds came through 
now, 

Thus silently conjured, Elizabeth Jane deposit- 
ed the tray, and her mother whispered as she 
drew near, “’Tis he.” 

“ Who ?” said the girl. 

“The Mavor. The tremors in Susan Hench- 
ard’s tone mi:ht have led any person but one so 
perfectly unsuspicious of the truth as the girl 
was, to surmise some closer connection than the 


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admitted simple kinship as a means of accounting 
for them. 

Two men were indeed talking in the adjoining 
chamber, the young Scotchman and Henchard, 
who, having entered the inn while Elizabeth Jane 
was in the kitchen waiting for the supper, had been 
deferentially conducted upstairs by host Stan- 
nidge himself. The girl noiselessly laid out their 
little meal, and beckoned to her mother to join 
her, which Mrs. Henchard mechanically did, her 
attention being fixed on the conversation through 
the door. 

“T merely strolled in on my way home to ask 
ye a question about something that has excited 
my curiosity,” said the Mayor, with careless geni- 
ality. “ But I see you have not finished supper.” 

“ Ay, but I will have done in a few minutes! 
Ye needn’t go, sir. Take a seat. I’ve almost 
done, and it makes na difference at all.” 

Henchard seemed to take the seat offered, and 
in a moment he resumed: “ Well, first I should 
ask, did you write this?” A rustling of paper 
followed. 

“Yes, I did,” said the Scotchman. 

“Then,” said Henchard, “I am under the im- 
pression that we have met by accident while 
waiting for the morning to keep an appointment 
wi’ each other? My name is Henchard; ha’n’t 
you replied to an advertisement for a corn-factor’s 
manager that I put into the paper—ha’n’t you 
come here to see me about it?” 

“No,” said the Scotchman, with some surprise. 

“Surely you are the man,” went on Henchard, 
insistingly, “‘ who arranged to come and see me? 
Joshua—Joshua— What was his name?” 

“No, indeed,” said the young man. “ My name 
is Donald Farfrae. It is true I am in the corn 
trade, but I have replied to no advertisment, and 
arranged to see no one. I am on my way to 
Bristol, from there to the other side of the world 
to try my fortune in the great wheat-growing dis- 
tricts of the West. I have some inventions use- 
ful to the trade, and there is no scope for devel- 
oping them heere.” 

“To America !—well, well!” said Henchard, 
in a tone of disappointment so strong as to make 
itself felt like a damp atmosphere. “And yet I 
could have sworn you were the man.” 

The Scotchman murmured another negative, 
and there was a silence, till Henchard resumed, 
“Then I am truly and sincerely obliged to you for 
the few words you wrote on that paper.”’ 

“Tt was nothing.” 

“Well, it has a great importance for me just 
now. This row about my grown wheat, which I 
declare to Heaven I didn’t know to be bad till the 
people came complaining, has put me to my wits’ 
end. I’ve some hundreds of quarters of it on 
hand, and if your renovating process will make it 
wholesome, why, you can see what a quag ’twould 
get me out of. I saw in a moment there might 
be truth in it. But I should like to have it 
proved, and, of course, you don’t care to tell the 
steps of the process sufficiently for me to do that, 
without my paying ye well for’t first.”’ 

The young man reflected a moment ortwo. “TI 


don’t know that I have any objection,” he said. . 


“Tm going to another country, and curing bad 
corn is not the line P’ll take up there. Yes, I'll tell 
ye the whole of it; you'll make more of it here 
than I will in a foreign country. Just look here 
a minute, sir. I can show ye by a sample in my 
carpet-bag.” 

The click of a lock followed, and there was a 
sifting and rustling; then a discussion about so 
many ounces to the bushel, and drying, and re- 
frigerating, and so on. 

“ These few grains will be sufficient to show ye 
with,” came in the young fellow’s voice ; and aft- 
er a pause, during which some operation seemed 
to be intently watched by them both, he exclaim- 
ed, “‘ There, now, do you taste that ?” 

“It’s complete! quite restored, or — well — 
nearly.” 

“Quite enough restored to make good sec- 
onds out of it,” said the Scotchman. “To fetch 
it back entirely is impossible ; nature won’t stand 
so much as that, but here you go a great way to- 
ward it. Well, sir, that’s the process; I don’t 
value it, for it can be but of little use in countries 
where the weather is more settled than in ours; 
and I'll be only too glad if it’s of service to you.” 

“But hearken to me,” pleaded Henchard. 
“My business, you know, is in corn and in hav; 
but I was brought up as a hay-trusser simply, 
and hay is what I understand best, thongh I now 
do more in corn than in the other. If you'll ac- 
cept the situation, you shall manage the corn 
branch entirely, and receive a commission in ad- 
dition to salary.” 

“It is liberal—very liberal ; but no, no—I can- 
net!” the young man still replied, with some dis- 
tress in his accents. 

“So be it!” said Henchard, conclusively. 
“Now, to change the subject, one good turn de- 
serves another ; don’t stay to finish that miserable 
supper. Come to my house; I can find something 
better for ye than cold ham and ale.” 

Donald Farfrae was grateful—said he feared 
he must decline—that he wished to leave early 
next day. 

“Very well,” said Henchard, quickly ; “ please 
yourself. But I tell ye, young man, if this holds 
good for the bulk, as it has done for the sample, 
you have saved my credit, stranger though you 
be. What shall I pay you for this knowledge ?” 

“Nothing at all—nothing at all. It may not 
prove n to ye to use it often, and I don’t 
value it at all. I thought I might just as well 
let ye know, as ye were in a difficulty, and they 
were harred upon ye.” 

Henchard paused. “I sha’n’t soon forget this,” 
he said. “And from a stranger!.... I couldn't 
believe you were not the man I had engaged ! 

Pays I to myself, ‘He knows who I am, and 
recommends himself by this stroke.’ And yet it 


turns out, after all, that you are not the man who 
answered my advertisement, but a stranger !” 
“6 Ay, ay; ’tis 80,” said the young man, simply. 


HARPER’S WEEKLY. 


Henchard again suspended his words, and then 
his voice came thoughtfully: “Your forehead, 
Farfrae, is something like my poor brother’s— 
now dead and gone; and the nose, too, isn’t un- 


like his. You must be, what—five foot nine, I 
reckon? I am six foot one and a half out of my 
shoes. But what of that? In my business ’tis 


true that strength and bustle build up a firm. 
But judgment and knowledge are what keep it 
established. Unluckily I am bad at science, Far- 
frae; bad at figures—a rule-o’-thumb sort of 
man. You are just the reverse—I can see that. 
I have been looking for such as you these two 
year, and yet you are not for me. Well, before 
L- go, let me ask this: Though you are not the 
young man I thought you were, what’s the differ- 
ence? Can’t ye stay just the same? Have you 
really made up your mind about this American 
notion? I won’t mince matters. I feel you 
would be invaluable to me—that needn’t be said 
—and if you will stay and be my manager, I will 
make it worth your while.” 

“‘My plans are fixed,” said the young man, in 
negative tones; “I have formed a scheme, and 
there can be no more words about it. But will 
you not drink with me, sir? I find this Caster- 
bridge ale warreming to the stomach—ay, as 
Presbyterian cream.” 

“No, no; I fain would, but I can’t,” said 
Henchard, gravely, the scraping of his chair in- 
forming the listeners that he was rising to leave. 
“When I was a young man I went in for that 
sort of thing too strong—far too strong—and 
was well-nigh ruined by it! I did a deed on ac- 
count of it which I shall be ashamed of to my 
dying day. It made such an impression on me 
that I swore, there and then, that I'd drink no- 
thing stronger than tea for as many years as I 
was old that day. I have kept my oath; and 
though, Farfrae, I am sometimes that dry in the 
dog-days that I could drink a quarter-barrel to 
the pitching, I think o’ my oath, and touch no 
strong drink at all.” 

“T won’t press ve, sir—I won’t press ye. I 
respect your vow.” 

“Well, I shall get a magager somewhere, no 
doubt,” said Henchard, with strong feeling in his 
tones. “But it will be long before I see one 
that would suit me so well!” 

The young man appeared. much moved by 
Henchard’s warm convictions of his value. He 
was silent till they reached the door. “I wish I 
could stay—sincerely wish it,” he replied. ‘“ But, 
no—it cannet be; it cannet! I want to see the 
warrld.” 

(TO BE CONTINUED. } 


THE CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP. 


Frew events in the chess world have ever caused 
so much excitement as the coming match between 
the two rival masters Sremnitz and ZvKerrtort, 
and perhaps no event since the days of Morpny. 
It is universally acknowledged that these are the 
two strongest living players; no one has ever 
successfully withstood either, and the supremacy 
is now to be determined between them. 

WituraM Sreinitz was born at Prague May 7, 
1836. He received his preliminary training in 
that city, and then entered the Polytechnic at 
Vienna. After studying there, he employed part 
of his time in tutoring and journalistic work. He 
tirst learned chess in Prague at the age of four- 
teen, and played with the students and local play- 
ers. He improved much under the instruction of 
Hamer and Jenal, and took prizes in the Vienna 
local tourneys of 1859, 1860, and 1861; this was 
his first serious chess schooling. In 1862 he won 
the sixth prize in the London International Tour- 
ney, and in 1863 defeated Mr. BLacksurneg in a 
match. In 1865 he was beaten by Mr. De Vere, 
to whom he gave the odds of pawn and move—the 
only set match Mr. Srermitz has ever lost. In 
1866 occurred his famous match with ANDERSSEN, 
whom he defeated with a score of 8 to 6, thus es- 
tablishing his reputation as a first-class chess- 
player. ‘From this time on Mr. Srermnirz’s career 
is a succession of triumphs in matches and tour- 
naments against the best players of Europe and 
America. Among those whom he has defeated 
in matches are Birp, BLACKBURNE, and ZUKERTORT 
in 1872. He has frequently come out first in 
handicaps in England. In 1870 he carried off 
the second prize at the International Tournament 
in Baden (ANDERSSEN winning the first), and in 
1871 he secured the first in the City of London 
Handicap, winning every game. In the London 
International Tourney of 1872 Mr. Sreinirz won 
the first place; in this contest he lost not one 
game, and won one and one draw from Mr. Zv- 
KERTORT, whom he there met for the first time in 
a tournament. In 1873 he played in the Vien- 
na International. Here Mr. Sreinrrz made the 
most remarkable “ break’ on record. After los- 
ing two games to Mr. Bracksuang, and making 
two draws with other players, he won sixteen suc- 
cessive games, defeating the strongest players, 
among whom were ANDERSSEN, Parisen, Rosmn- 
THaL, Biap, and Scuwartz. He tied with Biaex- 
BURNK for the first prize, and then defeated him. 
Mr. Zcxertorr did not participate. In 1882, at 
another Vienna tourney, he tied with Winawkr 
for the first prize, although he was beaten by Zu- 
KERTORT in their encounter. In 1873 Mr. Sremurz 
settled in London, and was almost exclusively en- 
gaged in chess literary work. In 1882 he started 
on his well-known American tour, giving exhibi- 
tions, and playing successful matches against Mr. 
Martinez, of Philadelphia, Judge Goimayo, of 
Havana, Captain Macxenzix, and others. In the 
London International Tourney of 1883 he carried 
off the second prize, ZuKERtort winning the first. 
After this tournament Mr. Srernitz settled in 
America. Last year he founded the /nternational 
Chess Magazine, which is bly the first chess 
authority on this side of the Atlantic. 

Joun Hermann ZUKERTORT was born.at Riga 
September 7, 1842. In 1855 his father removed 
to Germany, where ZvKerTorT applied himself to 


study. He learned the game in 1860, and in 1862 
met ANDERSSEN. By practicing considerably with 
the veteran lie improved rapidly, and was soon 
considered one of the most formidable players in 
North Germany. From 1868 to 1871 he played 
in various German tournaments, and in 1871 de- 
feated his old master, Professor ANDERSSEN, with 
a score of 5 to 2. In 1872 he settled in London, 
and in the same year won a match from Buack- 
BURNE, but lost one to Sremutz. In 1877, at the 
ANDERSSEN jubilee in Leipsic, he tied with the old 
professor for the second and third prizes, and-in 
the following year carried off the first prize in 
the great Paris tourney. In 1880 he beat the 
French champion, M. RosenrHat,in a match. In 
1882 Sremnirz and ZvKkerTorT met at the Vienna 
tourney. ZuKeErtort tied with Captain Macken- 
zie for the fourth and fifth prizes, but received a 
special prize for defeating the first three winners. 
At the London International of 1883 Mr. Zuxer- 
ToRT carried off the first prize, performing the 
wonderful feat of winning twenty-two games and 
losing only one. His play throughout was char- 
acterized by unusual boldness, soundness, and 
brilliancy, his beautiful game with Biacksurng 
on that occasion being pronounced by Mr. Sret- 
nitz “one of the most brilliant on record.” At 
the conclusion of this tournament Mr. ZukertTortT 
made a tour through the United States and Can- 
ada, giving blindfold and simultaneous exhibi- 
tions, and in 1884-5 he gave similar perform- 
ances in England and on the Continent. 

The pending match, which was arranged last 
year, is for $2000 a side. It is to be decided by 
either player winning ten games (draws not count- 
ing). Should both score nine, the match is to be 
declared a draw, as neither player is willing to 
stake his reputation on a single game. It ought 
to be remarked that Americans have contributed 
with mounificent liberality to this contest, each 
player being allowed a handsome amount for his 
expenses. That part of the match which takes 
place in New York is under the management of 
committee from the Manhattan Chess Club 
(Messrs. Green, Teep, and Devisssr), and will be 
played at 50 Fifth Avenue till either player wins 
four games; then the champions go to St. Louis, 
and thence to New Orleans to finish the match. 


WAIFS AND STRAYS. 


Tar Harvard Faculty, having been advised by 
the Committee on Athletics that the game of 
foot-ball has been much improved the past sea- 
son, have removed the prohibition under which 
the game at Cambridge has lain since January 6 
of last year. It was said that in forbidding the 
game they were influenced a good deal by a pop- 
ular impression, which they shared, that the 
match between Yale and Princeton at the Polo 
Grounds on Thanksgiving Day, 1884, was too en- 
ergetic. The annual encounter of the elevens of 
these two colleges seems to be looked to as af- 
fording “the pace” at which college foot-ball 
shall be carried on. Their last match at New 
Haven was universally commended as an unin- 
terrupted and gentleman-like pursuit of the game 
proper, unattended by private fisticuffs or wres- 
tling bouts of a brilliant but extra and unneces- 
sary kind,and it was perhaps very greatly in 
consequence of the quality of this match: that the 
recommendation of the Harvard committee was 
made, and the Faculty’s prohibition withdrawn. 
Whatever the sentiment in England may be in 
regard to foot-ball, there seems to be a definite 
notion here that the game should be played in 
such a manner that it shall offer no great peril to 
life or even to limb. 


England is to have an Anti-plumage League, 
the object being to induce women to reject the 
wings and feathers of birds as bonnet decorations, 


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and to save the birds, which are being destroved 
in an alarming fashion. In view of the present 
popular feeling here against the English sparrow, 
which is driving out the robin and the oriole, per- 
haps this will afford a hint for a Pro-plumage 
League which shall be pledged to trim its bon- 
nets with sparrow feathers and nothing else. 


The Boston Record relates the singular expe- 
rience of a West End lady on Christmas Eve. 
She was told by a domestic that there was a po- 
liceman at the door who insisted on seeing the 
lady of the house. She went to the door, whe.e 
the policeman, who had refused to step into the 
hall, asked her if she had‘got a license for giving 
an exhibition with a personation of Santa Claus. 
She replied that she had not, whereupon he said 
that he would feel obliged to complain against 
her unless she gave him five dollars. She, much 
flustered, was about to pay the money, when she 
bethought herself of her brother-in-law, who was 
in the house, and called him. On hearing the 
demand, he called the policeman a scoundrel, and 
ordered him away. The policeman attempted to . 
arrest him. In the scuffle thas followed, the po- 
liceman’s whiskers came off, disclosing the fea- 
tures of the lady’s cousin, a young gentleman 
who has the reputation of being a great wag. 


A paragraph says that “ladies’ hair is to be 
worn very high on the head in Paris this winter. 
For the benefit of belles with long throats, how- 
ever, a few curls may fall from the high coils of 
hair so as to avoid the ugly effect.” If the re- 
porter had chosen to be more explicit, it would 
have been interesting to be positively informed’ 
whether these few curls should be twined around 
the neck, or simply tied under the chin, in order 
to accomplish their purpose. 


The word “ Mugwump”’ is said to have passed 
examination for Webster’s Unabridged, and “ ar- 
ryish” is reported among the words in a recent 
English dictionary. The last word is an adjective 
derived from Harry, or ’Arry, the typical cockney, 
and implies the airy and interesting style of that 
person. 

Long Island has charmed a multitude of visit- 
ors, and evoked praise of many sorts. An Eng- 
lishman who went shooting on the north shore . 
took dinner at a farm-house there, and was moved 
to write about it to a London newapaper. “I 
wonder,” he says, “ how often in merrie England 
a farmer, with his family and two men-servants, 
sits down to roast turkey, chicken pie, with four 
or five vegetables, and cranberry pie, to say fo- 
thing of both whiskey and beer to drink 9” 
whiskey and beer have a sort of holiday look, but 
the other things ought to be common enough on 
the tables of Long Island farmers, and plenty of 
cider along with them. 


“ Paris,” says the London News, “ is so attract- 
ive because it appears every morning with a clean 
face. The streets are thoroughly swept, and even 
washed when they want it. The house fronts are 
periodically scraped or scoured, under heavy pen- 
alties for neglect: The inhabitants are entirely 
free from that peculiar form of low depression 
which ought to be known as London melancholia, 
though it has not yet found its place in the books. 
Gallic observers of eminence, who have occasion-.. 
ally treated of this malady under the name of 
spleen, describe it as a kind of mean sadness, not 
an out-and-out sorrow, but a dreadful sinking of - 
the spirits that drives to drink or to dinner par- 
ties, according to the class of the sufferer. These . 
characteristics of London are not confined to any 
obe quarter of the town, though they are perhaps 
more intensified in Seven Dials than in Belgra- 
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THE ROMANCE OF A GAS-PIPE. 
Br MARY E. VANDYNE. 


“Literary people! Faugh! don’t speak of 
them. If there’s anything I detest more than an- 
other, it’s a man or woman who writes.” 

I looked at my friend Teddy Jones and smiled. 
What in the world could have caused this out- 
burst against the fraternity to which it was the 
height of my ambition to belong ’—and from 
Jones ! 

Jones and literary people! What could be 
more absurd? Fancy it! Jones and men and 
women who spend their time reading Emerson, 
wondering at Carlyle’s “ immensities” and “ eter- 
nities,” and asking how far George Eliot really 
went in her following of Comte! The idea was 
80 preposterous ! 

But I must introduce Teddy Jones. He was 
in the dry-goods trade. Originally he bad been 
what people call a “counter-jumper.” Now he 
was the principal buyer of one of our 
dry-goods “emporiums.” (I quote Ted in 7 
the word; it was big and imposing, and deligh 
him.) But as for reading—certainly he had 
never read anything but a newspaper since I had 
known him. His conversation—and he was as gar- 
rulous as Tennyson’s brook, going on forever and 
forever, until some strong force (usually a repri- 
mand from his wife) stopped him—was always 
about one of three things, his business, the next 
election, and what was going on at the theatres. 
What cou/d Jones know about literary people ? 
Where had he ever met any such, and what 
could he have had to do with them? I was anx- 
jous to know, and the only way to gratify my cu- 
riosity was to ask. I did ask. The first answer 
I got was a suppressed titter from Mrs. Jones. 

“Oh! he'll tell the storv fast enough,” said 
Ted's loving spouse, “if you'll only listen.” 

“Let’s have the story, by all means,” I cried, 
“if there is one.” 

Jones looked half pleased, half mortified. Ev- 
idently there were features to the story which dis- 
inclined him to its relation. Yet between his 
own fondness for talking, his wife’s urging, and 
my evident interest in what he had to tell, there 
seemed to be:no escape for him. After a little 
more parleying we both took cigars, and he be- 


n: 
arr You see, Bradford, I was brought up to trade” 
—as if every cubic inch of his body, line of his 
face, the set of his collar, and the fit of his trou- 
sers had not borne testimony to that fact from 
the beginning. Never in the course of my life did 
I have anything to do with people who live by 
their wits, I take it, which means stealing, or by 
their imaginations, which I have since found out 
means writing, until I had got married and come 
to town to live. 

“You must know that at that time I was not 
as well off as I am now. Eliza and |” (a theat- 
rical gesture of Ted’s right arm toward Mrs. Jones 
assured me that she was the Eliza alluded to) 
“were obliged to live in a boarding-house. 

“The mansion in which we sought refuge was 
kept by a Mrs. Smith, and we arrived at her es- 
tablishment one evening just in time for dinner. 

“When we stepped into the dining-room we 
saw a long table with about a dozen people 
ranged around it. First came Mr. and Mrs. James 
Sterling, two sons, and a daughter—of no inter- 
est whatever. Then there were two young men, 
clerks in a neighboring drug-store; the last 
two were utterly unimportant. But at the left 
hand of one of them sat a young lady.” 

At this point Ted glanced at Mra. Jones. But 
apparently that bright litthe woman had no idea 
of being jealous. She smiled back at her hus- 
band. 

“Well, Bradford, if ever I saw a beautiful 
woman, there was one. You know I am a judge 
of women.” 

I thought of Jones’s experience behind the 
counter, and assented. 

“Such blue eyes! Such a head of golden 
hair!’ (Another surreptitious glance at Mrs. 
Jones.) “Well, I won’t go on. She was just 
the very model of that woman with the baby up 
in your room.” 

Oh dear! oh dear! That was the way in which 
Jones alluded to my photograph of Raphael’s 
Madonna del Granduca. 

“The very moment I looked at her I began to 
think of angels. But I did not dare look long, 
for there, right at her elbow, sat the most hid- 
eous old woman you ever saw in your life. How 
could it be? Was that dreadful old woman the 
mother of that beautiful girl? She was. Our 
landlady introduced us to Mrs. Marvin and her 
daughter, Miss Emily Marvin. Oh! how beauti- 
ful Miss Emily was when she lifted her eyes! I 
actually felt my heart go pit-a-pat.” 

What a woman Mrs. Jones was! Even this 
did not disturb her. 

“Well, we had not sat at that table long be- 
fore I began to feel that we were in an atmos- 
phere of romance. At our landlady’s left hand, 
and just about as far from Miss Emily as he 
could be put, sat a young man. He was a hand- 
some fellow, too. His eyes and hair were dark, 
and he had a strong, solid look, as if he had been 
brought up in the country. He was just the 
kind of man I'd sell a bill of goods to and send 
them home without any C.O.D. mark. Our land- 
lady introduced him as Mr. William Graham. 

“Tt did not need a very sharp pair of eyes to 
discover that Mr. Will Graham was in love with 
Miss Emily. Eliza and I both understood it fully 
before the evening was out. When we got to our 
own room we talked it over, and we also decided 
that the two young people were very unhappy. 
Eliza said it was because Miss Marvin's mother 
was opposed to the match. I had not got quite 
as far as this, but in the course of a few days, 
when I had seen considerably more of the young 
couple, I felt sure she was right. 

“One day, when I came home from the store a 
little earlier than usual, Eliza said to me, ‘Ted, I 


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think there is something very mysterious about 
Miss Emily.’ 

“* What is it?’ I asked. 

“* Why, she is always so preoccupied. I spoke 
to her to-day at lunch, and she answered me in 
such a way that I felt sure she didn’t know in the 
least what I had said. Then she is always so 
busy! Our landlady asked her to go out for a 
little walk to-day, by way of recreation, and she 
made some hurried excuse, saying she couldn't 

anywhere, she had so much to do.’ 

“TI told Eliza that women in boarding-houses 
were always hunting up mysteries to gossip about. 
There was probably nothing more remarkable 
about Miss Emily’s preoccupation than that she 
was busy over some new dress, and couldn’t make 
the over-skirt fit. But the next night when I came 
home Eliza had a new story. ~~. 

“* Ted,’ she exclaimed, as soon As we got up to 
our room after dinner, ‘I tell you I’m sure there’s 
something very wrovg about that poor girl.’ 

“* What now ?’ I inquired. 

“* Well,’ said Eliza, ‘I was going past their 
room to-day after luncheon, when I heard a great 
noise. Somebody was scolding, and somebody 
was crying. Then the door opened and the old 
lady came out. I happened to look into the room, 
and there sat Miss Emily at her writing-desk. 
The tears were streaming down her cheeks, and 
her pen was going like wild-fire. The room 
looked very queer. It was full of books, and 
newspapers and magazines were lying all over the 
floor. I heard Miss Emily talking to herself. 
What she said I couldn’t make out. When I 
got upstairs I lay down for a nap. Presently I 
heard a queer noise. First I couldn’t think 
what it was, but it seemed to come from the 
gas fixture. I listened again, and then I made 
up my mind that somebody was playing on the 
bracket below as if it were a piano. I’ve always 
said her actions were very strange, and Mrs. Smith 
says so too. Fancy it—dquarrelling with her 
mother, and writing like wild-fire, talking to her- 
self, and playing tunes on a gas fixture! I tell 
you, that’s it, Ted. I tell you, Edward, that that 
beautiful young girl, with golden hair, great open 
blue eyes, and a forehead just like that of a Ro- 
man Catholic saint, is crazy -—stark, staring 
crazy !’ 

“* Fiddlesticks, Eliza!’ I cried. ‘ You're crazy. 
I tell you there’s nothing wrong about that girl's 
mind any more than there is about mine.’ We 
argued, and argued, and argued. But of course I 
didn’t convince Eliza, and she didn’t convince me. 

“ Now I must tell you, Bradford, how our rooms 
were situated in that boarding-house. Old lady 
Marvin, being an invalid, couldn’t go up and down 
stairs, so our landlady had given her a back room 
on the first floor. Eliza and I occupied the back 
room on the second floor. Above our heads, on 
the third floor, was Will Graham’s room. We 
had often seen him going in and out of the door 
just at the head of the staircase, and Eliza always 
brought up as an evidence of his love for Miss 
Emily the way he tramped up and down that room 
at all hours of the night with his boots on. 

“As a matter of course I paid no further at- 
tention to what I felt certain was Eliza’s nonsense 
about Miss Emily’s mind being out of order. But 
one evening I went hurriedly up to my room after 
dinner. I had just seen Miss Emily leave her 
mother at the table and disappear upstairs. The 
moment I got into our room I heard a most pe- 
culiar noise. Whatonearthwasit? It sounded 
like ‘ Tick tick tick—tick—tick tick—tick—tick 
tick tick—tick tick tick,’ and it came from the 
gas-pipe. ‘Oho!’ thought I, ‘there’s Eliza’s no- 
tion. She did hear something, after all. Some- 
body is knocking on that gas fixture.’ ‘ Playinga 
tune,’ Eliza called it. Then all of a sudden a 
strange thought came over me. ‘Phew!’ I gasp- 
ed. ‘It’s so—it’s 80, just as sure as you’re born !’ 

“Now I must tell you, Bradford, that among 
my earlier experiences in this life I was once a 
telegraph operator. I didn’t work at the busi- 
ness long, and I was extremely stupid at it; but 
I did learn the sounds; I knew them all, dots 
and dashes, just the horrid tick and succession 
of ticks, and spaces between the ticks, that are 
equivalent to the letters of the alphabet. And 
here I heard them again. Yes, that was it. I 
saw through the whole business at once, and as I 
did so I just lay down on the bed and laughed 
until 1 was afraid I'd have every button off my 
waistcoat. 

“Some one had told me once that Will Graham 
was a telegraph operator. He had evidently 
taught Miss Emily the art, and here they were 
communicating with each other in the most sat- 
isfactory fashion, while everybody imagined that 
they were conducting themselves like perfect 
strangers. Oh dear! oh dear! how I did laugh! 
Then I waited patiently to hear what was being 
said. It was a kind of eaves-dropping, certaiuly, 
but how could I help it? The conversation I 
had happened upon ran as follows: 

“* How are you this evening ?’ 

“* Awfully tired. And you?’ 

“*Tired too. Mamma has been particularly 
exasperating.’ 

“*Has she? Am I never to have a talk with 

in?” 

“*] don’t know. Keep up your spirits.’ 

“*T will, but it’s dreadfully trying.’ 

“*T think somebody's coming.’ 

“*Oh dear !’ 

“T heard a door open and shut, and I knew 
that somebody had entered the room below. Con- 
versation by way of the gas-pipe had ceased— 
for that occasion, at least. 

“T can’t tell vou how many of these conversa- 
tions I listened to. Every time that mysterious 
‘tick tick tick, tick tick’ would begin I couldn’t 
help pricking up my ears. And oh! the sweet 
things I did hear! One phrase that continually 
palpitated down that gas-pipe was, ‘Emily, you 
are just perfectly lovely.’ 

“The reply generally was, ‘Now, Will, don’t 
be silly.’ 


“Instead of producing any effect, this usually 
brought out some such sentiment as, ‘I never 
saw you look so pretty as you did at dinner.’ 

“* Don’t be foolish.’ 

“*T will; I can’t help it. If any other fellow 
gets you, I shail die.’ 

“Don’t talk nonsense. No other fellow ever 
will.’ 

“*Tell me you love me.’ 

“*T won't.’ 

“ After this, silence would generally ensue. 

‘Well, matters were going along in this fash- 
ion when one day I began to think that the lov- 
ers were giving a new turn to their conversations. 
Was anything going to happen? Two or three 
things were said that I didn’t understand. One 
day I heard Miss Emily say to Will: 

“*There’s no use; I’ve got to do it.’ 

“* What? 

“*Kill her.’ 

“* All right.’ 

“* But I hate to; and I can’t think how.’ 

“* Shoot her.’ 

Nonsense !” 

“ At this point Eliza came into the room, and 
she made such a noise that I couldn’t hear any- 
thing more. But not long afterward there were 
more serious communications : 

“* Dear, dear Will.’ 

“* What is it?” 

“*T won't love you if vou won’t help me.’ 

“*T will help you—with all my might.’ 

“*Then tell me what is a good way to kill an 
old woman 

“* Arsenic.’ 

“*That won’t do at all.’ 

“* Blow her up with gunpowder.’ 

“*Nonsense! You don’t help me one bit.’ 

die for you.’ 

“*T don’t want you to die. I want her to die, 
and I don’t know how to kill her.’ 

“** Well, kill her somehow, or she’ll be the death 
of both of us. Do wear your blue dress to-mor- 
row—you do look so pretty in it!’ 

“* Be atill.’ 

“ Night after night this thing went on. I saw 
the young couple every day at dinner. Miss Em- 
ily still looked like an angel; and as for Will 
Graham, he seemed honest enough to be a dea- 
con. (Ahem! I didn’t mean that.) 

“ How could these two innocent-looking young 
people be depraved enough to plot the murder of 
a fellow-being in such a heartless manner? And 
who could the fellow-being be ?—who but the poor 
old lady to whom Miss Emily owed her being ? 
I really began to pity the old soul. She was 
nearly eighty, ugly and ill-tempered. But what 
an awful fate—to live daily and hourly, to sleep 
in the same bed, with the wretched girl, her own 
daughter, who was plotting with her lover how 
to thrust her out of life!” 

Jones was really getting eloquent in his alarm. 

“ All day long I thought about the matter. I 
lost flesh, grew pale and nervous. My employers 
and fellow-clerks could not imagine what was the 
matter. Eliza grew alarmed; she threatened to 
calla doctor. I was miserable, and my life a bur- 
den, and all because of the wickedness of a 
wretched girl whom I scarcely knew. 

“It is no use to ask me why I did not tell 
somebody what troubled me. I would have done 
so if I could only have kept to one opinion long 
enough. But—if you can understand—though 
when I was in my own room, and heard that*ter- 
rible tick tick of that horrible gas-pipe, I felt 
sure some awful deed was in contemplation, yet 
when daylight and I saw those two people face 
to face I couldn’t believe it of them, they looked 
80 innocent, so good; there was such an absence 
of all suggestion of wickedness in those blue eyes 
of Miss Emily, in that square, face of 
Will Graham. 

“Well, at last matters came to a crisis. It 
Was one suinmer’s night. I had worked hard all 
day, and was terribly worn out and nervous, I 
came home ; had a chill or something. Anyway, 
Eliza allowed me only a light dinner, and made 


me go to bed early. During the evening the’ 


house was very quiet; the gas-pipe especially 
was silent as the grave. I fancy I must have 
fallen asleep, for I remember nothing between 
Eliza’s coming upstairs about ten o’clock and 
being awakened shortly before midnight by a 
sound, coming, of course, from that gas-pipe. Of 
late, you see, I had got so pervous over it that 
the slightest sound from if woke me instantly. 
Eliza slept on placidly as a dormouse at my 
side. 

“T listened intently. Whether it was my weak 
condition or a presentiment, I don’t know, but I 
felt sure at once that something dreadful was 
coming. It did. 

“*T’ve made up my mind, Will’—from below. 

“* Well, what to do?’ 

“*Just as you said. Shooting’s the best. 
She'll die instantly, you know, and I won’t have 
any dying farewells to go through. I don’t feel 
up to such a thing—have never had any practice 
in just that line.’ 

“ Horrible girl! I thought. People don’t gen- 
erally get much practice at murdering their mo- 


“*Pm going to do it now, too. I’ve dallied 
over it a dreadful while, and I’m going to have 
it over by midnight. Then I'll breathe freer. 
There'll be nothing more but the marriage, and 
I can rest.’ 

“Was she a fiend? A red lie? Apparentl 
they both were. : 

“* All right; go at it.’ This from above. ‘Do 
it up brown. [ll help you spend the money.’ 

“T could stand it no longer. ‘ Eliza!’ I shriek- 
ed, ‘ there’s murder! murder! murder! going on 
in this house. Get up! get up!’ 

“T simply flew up. In two seconds I had on 
a pair of trousers andacoat. Eliza tried to hold 
me, but I flung her off. There was no time to be 


lost. I expected the sound of a pistol-shot be- 


fore I could get down-stairs. 


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“T went down three steps at a time. On my 
way I met a party of ple coming from the 
front room, where they had been playing whist. 

“*Mr, Jones!’ shrieked our landlady, seeing 
my excited face, and glancing at Eliza, who was 
hurrying after me in her night dress. 

“* Madam,’ I cried, ‘there’s murder going on 
in your house. Come at once—come! To the 
rescue, | command vou !’ 

“With the whole house following, I rushed to 
the door of Miss Marvin’s room, I flung my 
whole strength against the wood. A series of 
shrieks came from within. 

“*Tt’s locked ! it’s locked ! it’s locked!’ I cried. 

“*Of course it’s locked, you indecent man,’ 
cried our landlady. ‘The ladies are gone to bed. 
What do you mean ?’ | 

“* Mean, madam!’ I cried; ‘I mean there’s 
murder going on behind that door.’ 

“ By this time I had succeeded in convincing 
somebody that some foul deed was under way, 
for the two young men from the drug-store and 


.both servants came rushing up. One bad the 


fire tongs, the other the shovel, and one of the 
servants had seized a decanter, which she evi- 
dently meant to use as a bludgeon. 

“Bent on saving that poor old lady from a 
dreadful death at her daughter’s hands, I threw 
my whole strength against that door. The drug 
clerks helped me. There was a straining of the 
wood, a bursting of the latch, the door gave way, 
and there we stood in the midst of the room. 
I gave one spring toward the murderess, and pin- 
her in my arms.” 

At this point Mrs. Jones, who had listened with 
the utmost interest to her husband’s narrative, 
burst into a peal of laughter. I Jaughed too, and 
then meekly inquired of them both what I was 
laughing at. 

“ Well, Teddy, what was it? What happened 
next?” 

Teddy Jones gave a prolonged sigh. “ What 
happened next? Why, that miserable wretch, 
Will Graham, actually threatened to have me ar- 
rested for assaulting his promised wife. Think 
of is decent, respectable married man like 
me !’ 


“But the murder—Miss Emily—what was it 
all about ?” 

“What was it all about?” The disgusted 
look that Teddy had worn when literary people 
were first spoken of came over his face again. 
“ Why, it wasn’t anything. Miss Emily was one 
of your precious literary people—writing a nasty 
story with a murder in it. She and Will Gra- 
bam had been engaged for three years. He usu- 
ally helped her out with her plots. Just now 
there was a family row because Will wouldn't 
take the old lady’s money to go into business with. 
Will said he would risk impoverishing her. The 
old lady got provoked. She was tired of seeing 
Will nothing but a telegraph clerk, so she said 
they shouldn’t speak to each other until he came 
wn senses and went into something for him- 
ge 

“ But how did Miss Emily come to understand 
te phy?” 

“Why, she was an operator herself. She didn’t 
like it, and found writing, literatare—bah !”’ 
(Jones was contemptuous still) “‘—paid her bet- 
ter. So she went at it, and, as I afterward learn- 
ed, she really made a good thing of it.” 

“ But what did they do to you for raising such 
a terrible fuss in the house ?” 

“Don’t speak of it. I thought those women 
would never have done screaming and railing at 
me. Will Graham took me upstairs by the ear, 
and Eliza put me to bed. The landlady said I 
had beliaved like a fiend, that her house had al- 
ways been decent.and respectable, and that I had 
ruined her. Old Mrs. Marvin kept having hyster- 
ics twice a day for a fortnight. I had brain-fe- 
ver for six weeks. Then, before I had more than 
half recovered, they gave us warning, and Eliza 
and I had to turn out into the street. Literary 


people—ugh !” 


THE UNITED STATES SENATE, 


“Tue Senate never dies.” This is the parlia- 
mentary way of saying that the terms of office 
of the Senators, or of any large number of them, 
never expire simultaneously, as the terms of all 
the members of the House of Representatives 
expire every two years. The Senate does its 
work with that prodigality of leisure which only 
an immortal body can assume to have, and with 
a degree of dignity that is the despair of the 
boisterous body which sits in the other end of 
the Capitol. The Senate Chamber, with only sev- 
enty-six members, is not crowded as the House 
is with three hundred and twenty-five. The seats 
are further apart, the aisles are never jammed, 
as the aisles of the House always are, and Sena- 
tors move about from one side of the Chamber 
to the other with freedom, without causing con- 
fusion or detracting from the dignity of the pro- 
ceedings. Groups of them carry on conversa- 
tions in an under-tone while mere routine busi- 
ness engages the Senate, and sometimes as many 
as half the seats are vacant, when all the Sena- 
tors are within hearing of the Clerk if he should 
call the roll. Nor does the Senate have to cramp 
itself with a multiplicity of rules which restrict 
the individual liberty of Senators. 

As a rule, deliberative bodies never find time 
for deliberation, and to this rule the Senate is 
one of the few exceptions. Senators not only 
deliver set speeches ou subjects under considera- 
tion without a limit on their time, but if there be 
any other subject on which a Senator wishes to 
be heard, he can make occasion for a speech 
by introducing a resolution and speaking to it. 
There is therefore all the opportunity for ora- 
tory that the popular tradition associates with 
legislative bodies in general, There are always 
several Senators who seldom rise from their seats 
except to deliver carefully prepared orations. 


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JANUARY 16. 1886. 


Others are “ working” Senators, who seldom give 
formal notice, as the orators do, that “ to-morrow 
] shall ask leave to address the Senate” on such 
and such a subject. Nearly all the set vrations 
are thus announced in advance, and a stranger 
can always know by the number of persons in the 
galleries on any morning whether a great speech 
js to be delivered on that day. 

The rules of the Senate exclude all persons 
from the floor while it is in session, except mem- 
bers, members of the House, and other high offi- 
cers, but Senators can admit their private secre- 
taries bycard. Ifthe phrase “ private secretaries” 
includes newspaper correspondents, friends of 
Senators, and prominent visitors to the Capitol, 
this is simply an evidence of the elasticity of par- 
liamentary phraseology. When Dr. Otiver Wen- 
nELL Hotmes entered the Chamber one day just 
before the holiday recess, some one asked how he 
gained admission. “Oh,” said Senator Evarts, 
‘he is my private secretary.” When the Senate 
goes into executive session to discuss treaties or 
nominations made by the President, no one but 
Senators is admitted either to the floor or to the 
galleries. 

On the left side of the Chamber, which is the 
Republican side, Senator Epmunps is the most 
notable figure. He occupies one of the seats in 
the front row a little to the left of the centre. 
The late Senator ANTHONY occupied the adjacent 
seat on one side, and Senator Logan occupies the 
one on the other side. Mr. Epmunps has now 
had a longer continuous term of service than any 
of his associates. In 1866 he was appointed to 
fill an unexpired term, and he has been return- 
ed at every successive Senatorial election. Mr. 
SuermMan entered the Senate five years earlier, 
but the continuity of his service was interrupt- 
ed for four years, during which he was Secre- 
tary of the Treasury under President Hays. It 
is noteworthy that he is the only member of the 
Senate who was a member during the war. There 
are several Senators, however, who were mem- 
bers of the House before 1861 and between 1861 
and 1865. Mr. Sauissury, of Delaware, has been 
a member of the Senate consecutively since 1871, 
and Mr. Locan’s first term began at the same 
time, but for two years, 1877-9, he was not a 
member. The youngest member of the Senate 
is Senator Kenna, of West Virginia, who, when 
he took his seat in 1883, was only thirty-five 
years of age. Of the members on the Demo- 
cratic side of the Chamber, Senator Voorngexrs 
and Senator Brcx, by their stature and by the 
frequency of their speaking, are among the first 
to become familiar to visitors. Senator Brown 
occupies the most conspicuous seat on that side, 
the first one directly in front of the chair, and 
Senator Haupron, who has one of the most im- 
posing and familiar faces in the whole Chamber, 
sits in the hindmost seat of all. 

The dignified formule of the Senatorial speech 
are not always rigidly used in the committee- 
rooms and coat-rooms. While one Senator is 
delivering a philosophical or statistical oration 
to the country or to his party, groups of others 
will be enjoying cigars and jokes just beyond 
the reach of his oratory. Of those who have 
achieved peculiar distinction, Senator Vancs, of 
North Carolina, Senator Vest, of Missouri, and 
Senator BLacxsurn, of Kentucky, are pre-eminent 
among the present Senators. 


THE ROMAN ALPHABET IN 
JAPAN, 


BY A JAPANESE. 


TxE object of the Romaji Kai (Roman Alpha- 
bet Association) is to introduce the use of the 
Roman letters, instead of Chinese ideographs, 
for writing the Japanese language. Of the twen- 
tv-six letters, four, namely, L, Q, V, and X, are 
not used in writing Japanese. When a language 
can be adequately represented to the eve by twenty- 
two signs indicating sounds, why waste time and 
effort by continuing to represent it by many thou- 
sands of symbols pictorially indicating objects and 
ideas? Itis a labor of years to learn to write the 
Japanese language as at present written, namely, 
with Chinese characters, supplemented by the 
Kana syllabary. The two syllabaries, the Aata- 
kana and Hi were invented by Japanese 
scholars in the eighth and ninth centuries of the 
Christian era. They are based upon a selected 
number of Chinese characters used as merely 
phonetic signs. In the former, only one side or 
portion of the ideograph is written ; in the latter, 
generally the whole character, in its “grass” or 
contracted form. To learn to write Japanese with 
the Roman alphabet requires hardly as many 
weeks as the present method requires years. 
How great, then, will be the saving of time and 
labor effected by substituting the alphabet for 
ideographs as the instrument of Japanese written 
speech ! 

Their excessive number, however, is not the only 
disadvantage of the Chinese written signs. Upon 
their introduction into Japan it was early found 
impossible to restrict the employment of them to 
the expression of purely J words of cor- 
responding signification. The Chinese sounds— 
or rather a more or less inaccurate approxima- 
tion of the Chinese sounds—came to be gradually 
imported into the language of Japan along with 
the written symbols. It has therefore come to 
pass that in Japanese books one and the same 
character is at times used as the equivalent of a 
Japanese word, and at other times as the equiv- 
alent of the synonymous Chinese word. Nay, 
more: besides this source of confusion, when the 
characters are used with their proper ideographic 
values, there is a further element of doubt and 
difficulty imported into written Japanese by the 
circumstance that many of the characters are oc- 
casionally employed as merely phonetic signs, ir- 
respective of their meanings ; sometimes to. rep- 
resent the mere sounds of a Japanese word, at 
other times the mere sound of a Chinese word. 


HARPER'S 


Thus the difficulty of the ideographs arising from 
their numerical superabundance is aggravated by 
ambiguities in the modes of using them. 

Another disadvantage of the Chinese charac- 
ters is the complexity of their form and struc- 
ture. Although some scores of them are writ- 
ten with no more than three or four strokes of 
the pencil each, there are thousands of others 
requiring each as many as ten, twenty, thirty, 
and sometimes even more than forty distinct 
movements of the hand for their formation. To 
write these complex combinations of lines, curves, 
and points always at full length was a task too 
much even for Chinese patience; and at least 
two distinct varieties of abbreviated handwriting 
came into general use both in China and Japan, 
namely, the “cursive” and the “grass” script. In 
multitudes of cases, however, these contracted 
forms of the characters are so destitute of any 
likeness to the original forms as to afford no aid 
whatever to the eye or to the intellect in detect- 
ing their identity. To acquire the quicker modes 
of writing involves, therefore, a further consider- 
able expenditure of time, and fresh demands upon 
the already overburdened memory. 

It is certain that the excessive expenditure of 
mental power in one direction diminishes the 
stock available for use in other directions. In 
the effort of learning by heart thousands of in- 
tricate symbols of sounds and ideas, the memory 
is exercised and strengthened at the expense of 
some of the other intellectual faculties. To this 
cause, doubtless, must be in large measure at- 
tributed the comparative backwardness of the 
Chinese mind, and its deficiency in the powers 
of abstraction and generalization. By the in- 
vention of the two syllabaries, some ten centuries 
ago, Japan partially emancipated herself from 
the thralldom of the Chinese script; but no com- 
plete deliverance is possible otherwise than by 
wholly discarding it in favor of a purely alpha- 
betic system. 

Another reason for making the desired change 
of script is the rapid spread amongst the Japanese 
people of Western knowledge. So long as the 
literature of China formed the sole staple of.edu- 
cation in Japan, little inconvenience arose from 
the multiplicity and intricacy of the Chinese 
ideographs. But now that European science is 
being eagerly studied and assimilated by the ris- 
ing generation, the need of a simpler and easier 
script for the expression and propagation of the 
new ideas becomes every day more palpable. The 
most convenient course, evidently, is to adopt the 
new terms, as well as the new ideas, bodily into 
the language ; and this can not properly be done 
unless the writing in use be alphabetic. 

It is scarcely necessary to point out the sub- 
sidiary advantages which the Japanese people 
will derive from the employment of an alphabet 
in which the languages of the leading nations of 
the world are written. Once familiarized with 
the phonetic values of the letters in the writing 
of their own tongue, the acquirement of English 
or any other European language will be much 
facilitated, and the incorporation of new words 
into the national vocabulary can be made with- 
out difficulty. On the other hand, foreigners in- 
terested in Japan, whether as merchants, officials, 
missionaries, or inquirers, will find that a main 
obstacle to knowledge has been removed from 
their path when an insight into the thoughts 
and doings of the people can be obtained with- 
out the inordinate sacrifice of time and effort 
that has hitherto been necessary. Thus from 
both ends at once the channel of intellectual 
communication between Japan and the Western 
world will be widened and deepened by the em- 
ployment in common of the Roman alphabet. 


THE “DOLPHIN’S” LAST TRIAL 
TRIP. 


Havina already taken more trial trips than 
any other national war vessel of this or any age, 
the Dolphin has finally succeeded in getting her- 
self approved—if the predictions freely made 
concerning the convictions of the new Board of 
Experts are carried out. Her commander, the 
gallant Captain Ricnarp W. Means, who has sail- 
ed the seas for thirty-five years, determined to 
show her running and staying qualities in the 
worst marine neighborhood at the worst season 
of the year, and accordingly took her from com- 
fortable quarters at Newport to the tempestuous 
surroundings of Cape Hatteras. In twenty-four 
hours and fifty minutes he made the three hun- 
dred and forty miles from the starting place to 
Cape Henry, that is to say, at the rate of fourteen 
knots an hour, and when finally in sight of Cape 
Hatteras his joy was unbounded to find a gule 
blowing sixty miles an hour, with waves small 
mountains high, and a good prospect of plenty of 
them. 

Into the face of that gale the good Dolphin 
ran, her entire hull being almost constantly wash- 
ed by the water, while the grativgs around her 
pilot-house were torn off and carried away. The 
engineers, fourteen feet below the deck, experi- 
enced some apprehension when the floods 
to pour down at their feet, but it was valiantly 
resolved to keep her at full speed. After several 
hours of this struggle, Captain Mzapg concluded 
to let her go at about half speed, and things be- 
came brighter. 

The Dolphin’s seamen came back from this 
visit to Cape Hatteras in midwinter with a pro- 
found respect for the sailing qualities of their 
celebrated craft, and very iteld has been said by 
the Board of Experts, since her return, about her 
“ structural weakness.” They are Captain Brown, 
Engineer Hare, and Mr. Stover, and their written 
report as to the performance and capacities of 
the Dolphin under most trying circumstances is 
awaited with much interest. Believers in the fu- 
ture of that famous vessel insist that her speed 
on this latest trial trip would have been greater 
had the soft coal used for fuel been better clean- 


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ed, and had the firemen been accustomed to work 
with such fuel. Everybody commends, however, 
the pluck and executive force of Captain Meapr, 
whose exploits around stormy Cape Hatteras re- 
call the best and earliest days of American sea- 
manship. 


THE BABY IN UTAH. . 


In Utah there was a simplicity which reminded 
me of nothing so much as Wilkie’s pictures, It 
was pure rusticity. Above all, “the baby” was in 
great force. What an ineffable person the baby 
is! I am not at all sure that they might not be 
improved upon—but let that pass. As they are, 
they are well worth studying. They are diplo- 
matists of the most experienced kind, and there 
is nothing in the world which is not within the 
scope of a baby’s ambition. They are very un- 
communicative about their likes, leaving their sat- 
isfaction to be inferred from their complacency, 
but their dislikes they proclaim with considerable 
diligence and emphasis. There is, indeed, no 
mistaking those things to which a baby objects, 
for it leaves no room for misapprehension ; but 
content is expressed only by a profound silence. 
This is truly royal, for kings and emperors in the 
Same way do not condescend to express delight 
with any effusion, but, on the contrary, leave it to 
be understood that they are pleased by not exhib- 
iting any demonstration of displeasure. ‘Every 
baby is born a prince” —and nothing truer was ever 
said. Few of them, it is true, grow up kings, but ev- 
ery cradle nevertheless is a throne, and the bottle, 
the rattle, and the night-light are the sacred in- 
signia of sovereign rule. Sycophants are forever 
hovering round the tiny magnate, vying with each 
other to catch a smile or win a chuckle, and even 
when they fail, pretending to each other that they 
have succeeded. 

Meanwhile the baby. Flattery is wasted upon 
him, and adulation does not affect him. To the 
intrigues of sycophants and the deferential blan- 
dishments of visitors he responds with impartial 
serenity, going to sleep under a storm of compli- 
ments, or turning to his bottle in the very midst 
of a siege of caresses. He betrays no pleasure 
in wealth, or beauty, or intellect, and lets slip no 
sign of interest in sensational intelligence. The 
whole Dream of Fair Women might pass in pro- 
cession, and he would not check a yawn, while if 
an empire were falling in ruins about him, he 
would not take his eyes off the gas-light. This 
wonderful philosophy, which withstands unmoved 
the assaults of female beauty, and accepts with- 
out a gesture of surprise or regret the downfall 
of nations, baffles adult conjecture and routs logic. 
There is no arguing with a baby, for it has no 
premises in its syllogisms, and expresses itself by 
conclusions only, the unqualified affirmative or 
unqualified negative. If it will, it does, and if it 
will not, there is an end of the matter. One might 
as well offer a suggestion to the equinoxes as to 
the baby. Such being the case, and the baby re- 
fusing to respond to hints, there is nothing for 
it but to accept quiescence as satisfaction, and 
screaming as the reverse. The arrangement, per- 
haps, is not a bad one, for it saves everybody a 
world of trouble. On the one hand, the baby 
finds itself under no necessity of explaining either 
the gradations of pleasure or the causes for its 
disapprobation. Like the wise judge, it gives 
its decision, but not the reasons for it. The 
door is thus closed against haggling, and the te- 
dious unravelling of cause and effect is avoided. 
The baby’s friends, on the other hand, find a 
sharp line laid down for them of likes and dis- 
likes, and have not to puzzle and perplex them- 
selves about any debatable border-land of tastes, 
any probable this or possible that. They are saved 
all the worries of uncertainty, and are not dis- 
tracted among a large choice of expedients. If 
the baby is quiet, it is happy. If it is not quiet, 
hold it upside down, and if it is still disturbed, 
give it some refreshment. This delightful sim- 
plicity of treatment makes it possible, therefore, 
even though the baby is reticent, to arrive with 
accuracy at the state of its feelings, and it also 
circumscribes the sphere of its pleasures so ex- 
actly as to make it unnecessary to seek for va- 
riety. What babies hate is irregularity. They 
want very little, but they like that little often 
and punctually. It is of no use, therefore, when 
the baby wants to be turned round and patzed on 


' the back, to try to put it off with an exhibition of 


the old masters, or to hold it up to look at a re- 
gatta. This only makes it scream. Procrasti- 
nation in bottles makes the baby mad. For 
the baby there is nothing in all history, let 
it be steam machinery or the Edmunds Bill, 
electricity or the Habeas Corpus Act, so im- 
portant as the invention of India-rubber tubing, 
and it would rather see the sun, moon, and stars 
drop out of the skies than take its thumb out of 
its mouth. Why is it, then, that so many mo- 
thers carry their infants “in arms” about with 
them to theatres and picnics, to places of re- 
freshment and of recreation? Even though, as 
I have already said, we can not be sure that ba- 
bies enjoy these festivities unless they tell us so, 
there is great reason for believing, by inference 
from their customary behavior, that they would 
much rather be left at home. 

Few mothers, however, of the class to which I 
refer, have the heart to leave their bairns at home. 
They can not, like the squaws, hang their pa- 
pooses up in baskets from the roofs of the wig- 
wams, or, like the women of the South-sea Isl- 
ands, sling their infants up to the boughs of trees 
while they go about their work. The American 
or the British baby is not a primitive person, and 
if it is not punctually attended to, soon lets every- 
body in the neighborhood into the secret. The 
papoose may suffer and be strong, but that is 
only because the papoose sees no chance of ad- 
vantage from protest. The Feejee piccaninny also 
may acquiesce in its abnormal hammock from a 
philosophic sense of necessity. But the Baby of 
Freedom fully understands-that he is the result 


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of natural selection, that he survives because he . 
is the fittest, and that he is “the heir of ail the 
ages in the foremost files of time.” He sees, 
moreover, that parents, servants, and visitors fully 
recognize these important facts, and so, wielding 
the sceptre while he may, he rules the household 
with a rod of iron. If he does not wish to be 
put down, somebody has to hold him, and as he 
will not lie quietly alone, somebody has to carry 
him about. An opportunity for a holiday pre- 
sents itself to the parents, but the baby has no 
intention of being overlooked. The mother must 
either take the infant with her or leave it at home 
tochoke, and, to her credit be it said, she generally 
adopts the former alternative. And whata weary 
strain the precious burden becomes before the 
evening’s enjoyment is over! It is of no use 
for the father to offer to hold it. The baby 
detects the irregularity at once. Equally futile 
is it to talk of “putting the baby down,” for 
it refuses to be treated liké a parcel or a riot. 
The little creature is inexorable, selecting always 
the moments of greatest discomfort to increase 
embarrassment by its complaints, or the instant 
when silence would be more than golden to lift 
up its voice in remonstrance. In the long-run it 
has its way, for if the mother intends to be hap- 
py herself, she must see that the baby is satisfied 
with its circumstances ; and so, under the honor- 
able terms of a mutual respect, both mother and 
child manage somehow to “have a good time” 
together. Pui. Rosinson. 


PETER M. ARTHUR. 


THE application last week of the engineers 
and firemen employed upon the elevated roads. 
for a re-adjustment of the schedule of wages and 
of hours of labor in accordance with which the 
roads had been run seemed for a day or two like- 
ly to paralyze the internal communication of the 
city. A stoppage of the elevated roads for a 
day would, directly or indirectly, entail incon- 
venience upon almost every family on Manhattan 
Island, and positive distress upon some thou- 
sands of families, without counting those whom 
a strike would deprive of their means of sup- 
port. 

Scarcely anything in the economy of modern 
society is more curious than the contrast between 
the enormous responsibilities of the men who are 
intrusted with the lives of passengers, by sea or 
land, and the co1apensation they receive for taking 
those responsibilities. The command of one of 
the great steamers in the Atlantic trade is the 
highest prize within the scope of a sailor’s ambi- 
tion. The sailor who reaches it finds hundreds 
of lives intrusted on every passage to his skill, 
watchfulness, and resolution. Except that of a 
commander on the field of battle, there is no 
situation more trying than his in dark and doubt- 
ful weather, when mind and body are kept upon 
the rack of anxiety sometimes for days together. - 
Yet his pay is less than what is given on shore 
for services which require a very moderate outfit, 
in comparison with his, of skill, experience, and 
courage, and the responsibilities of which do not 
involve human lives. The engineers of railway 
trains do not receive the highest wages of skilled 
labor, although in addition to the skill they need 
they are called upon for the exercise of continual 
vigilance, and often of prompt and sound judg- 
ment, under the heaviest of all possible penalties. 

These considerations no doubt had much to do’ 
with the general expression of sympathy in the 
application of the engineers for shorter hours and 
higher wages. This feeling was freely expressed 
even by those who do not commonly take the 
side of the employed in any labor dispute. But 
however much of it may have been due to the 
popular estimate of the merits of the case, much 
was certainly due to the admirable prudence, 
moderation, and good judgment shown by the 
representatives of the dissatisfied engineers, and 
indeed by the whole body. Mr. Perzr M. Artuor, 
Grand Chief of the Brotherhood of Locomotive 
Engineers, whose portrait is given in this issue, 
was sent for from his home in Cleveland as soon 
as the grievances of the engineers had been for- 
mulated, and it seemed doubtful whether the 
companies would concede the changes the engi- 
neers demanded. This was done in accordance 
with a wise rule of the Brotherhood, by which a 
local branch or “division” is not allowed to go 
on strike until the strike is sanctioned by the 
Grand Chief, whose judgment has not been dis- 
turbed by local and personal animosities. It at 
once became evident, as indeed it had often been 
shown in like cases before, that Mr. ARTHUR was 
precisely the man for this function. Although 
he decided that the demands of the engineers 
were upon the whole reasonable, he deprecated 
all violence of speech and all spitefulness of pro- 
cedure. Ina speech to the men while the dispute 
was pending, and while it was uncertain what the 
companies would do, he counselled them that they 
should not throw up their situations if all their 
demands were not granted in the form in which 
they were put, and reminded them that only in 
one or two cases in his experience had dissatis- 
fied engineers “ got all they wanted,” though in 
very few cases had they failed to better their 
condition. The result of hid temperate and con- 
ciliatory mediation was that there was no strike,” 
that the day’s work of the engineers was short- 
ened to nine hours, and that the other points in 
dispute were decided in their favor. 

The Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers was 
founded in 1863 by a few engineers with tlie 
purpose of making it a benevolent society. In 
the intervening time it has become the most pow- | 
erful and perhaps the most intelligent trades- 
union in the country; and its power has been 
very greatly increased during the past few years 
while Mr. Arraur has been at its head, and has 
exerted himself, almost always with success, to 
secure a fair and peaceable settlement of dis- 
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INCOTT. ment of Mr. Lrerrncorr the busi- 

incort publications 
Lippincott, which occurred at to Bibles and 
Philadelphia on the morning of books, which: were gotten up 
the 5th inst., has removed from with an elaborate and artistic ex- 
that city ternal finish,and in which line 
i most highly respected the h did a,h trade. 
habitants, and by his death an- Gradually the field wep-anteniad 
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ed to the long list of those who lished, until to-day the publica- 
tions of J. B. Lirpincorr & Co. 


embrace thousands of titles. 

The growth of the business, 
which kept even pace with the 
growth of Philadelphia, com- 
pelled the firm to seek larger 
quarters, and, after one inter- 
mediate move, the present spa- 
cious building on Market Street 
was erected. 

Lippincott’s Magazine was 
first established in 1868, with 
Mr. Lioyp SmirH as its editor. 
Several. other periodicals have 
from time to time been put for- 
ward by this house. In all 
these ventures Mr. J. B. Lipprn-. 
cott was the controlling figure. 
His devotion to his work in all 
its details was constant and 
untiring. He was a man of 
large capacity and great energy, 
and at all times a thorough 
Philadelphian. He was for 
many years a director of the 
Reading Railroad, and was also 
a director of the Philadelphia 
Saving Fund, the Academy of 
Fine Arts, and the Union League, 
and a trustee of the University 
of Pennsylvania. 

His death was due to Bright’s 
disease, complicated by an affec- 
tion of the heart, and superin- 
duced by a severe attack of 
pneumonia, which prostrated 
him about two years ago. He 
had been confined to his bed for 
about a month; He leaves an 
estate estimated in the millions, 


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have died within a twelvemonth. 
For more than half a century 
the firm of Lippincorr & Co. 
has been identified with the 
book-publishing interests of the 
country. Mr. J. B. Lirpincorr 
was the founder of this firm. 
He was a New-Jerseyman by 
birth, having been born of 
Quaker parents at Burlington, 
New Jersey, seventy-four years 
ago. Having received an ordi- 
nary common-school education, 
he obtained employment in a 
bookstore at Philadelphia, arriv- 
ing at that city in 1827. Two 
years later, when only eighteen 
years of age, he was placed in 
full charge of the establish- 
ment. His aptitude for the 
business in which he had chosen 
to engage was apparent from 
the outset, and in less than ten 
‘years after the arrival of this 
country lad in Philadelphia he 
was at the head of the publish- 
ing firm of J. B. Lippincorr & 
Co., which firm has existed con- 
tinuously ever since. In 1850, 
by the purchase of the entire 
stock of the long-established 
house of & Extiorr, Mr. 
Lippincott placed his firm at the 
head of the book trade in Phila- 
delphia. Their establishment 
was then at the corner of Fourth 
and Race streets—an almost his- 
torical stand, inasmuch as it was 
there, or close.by, that Benzamin 
Jounsoy founded the book busi- 
ness toward the close of the last 
century, being succeeded by 
Benjamin WaRNER, who in turn 
gave up to Joun GricG and 
The purehase 
by Lippincott & Co. of Grieg & 
establishment was re- 
garded at the time as a trans- 
action of unparalleled magni- 
tude, for although the stock 
would not perhaps to-day be 
considered large, it involved the 
investment of what was in those 
days a very considerable sum of 
money. 

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BANKING UP” FOR WINTER. 


Ir is said that there are por- 
tions of this globe, noticeably in 
the neighborhood of the north 
pole, that are colder in the win- 
ter*season than the Territory of 
Dakota; but it would at times 
be a difficult matter to convince 
the residents of Dakota that 
such is the case, When, as 
happens. frequently, theré steais 
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almost see it, speculation as to the relative 

of cold ceases to be a matter of any profit, and 
when this extremely low temperature is accom- 
panied by a gale of wind known in that locality 
as a“ blizzard,” life itself appears profitiess. In 
view of these climatic freaks the residents of 
Dakota’s airy plains have « sensible habit, at 
about the time cold weather is due, of very ef- 
fectually weather-stripping their houses. The 
artist has furnished an interesting picture of this 
operation, which is as common on the Dakota 
plains as the addition of winter storm doors to 
country houses is in the East. Residences which 
meet all the requirements of summer life on the 
plains—litule plain clap-boarded houses— would 
be about as comfortable during the winter season 
as a gauze shirt and a sun-umbrella in Green- 
land. Fortunately nature supplies an excellent 
variety of sod, and ere the days grow short in 
the autumn the prudent householder puts an 
overcoat of this material upon his dwelling. It 
is slightly damaging to the paint, and when it is 
removed in the spring-time the house is apt to 
have the appearance of having been swallowed 
by an earthquake and dug up again. But peo- 
ple who live on the plains do not, as a rule, care 
much for appearances. 


REST AWHILE. 


I wrt be still to-day and rest 
I will be still and let life drift ; 
I am so tired that it is best 
Neither my hands nor eyes to lift. 
I am so tired—it is vo use 
My will can pot my need obey ; 
O Care, I ask a few hours’ truce, 
I pray thee let me rest to-day. 


And so, shut up in restfal gloom, 
I let my hands drop listiessly ; 
Within my dim and silent room 
I wonld not move, or hear, or see. 
Oblivion dropped on me her balm, 
I fell on slumber deep and sweet, 
And when I woke was strong and calm, 
And full of rest from bead to feet. 


So, toiler in life’s weary ways, 
Pity thyself, for thon most tire; 
Both body, mind, and heart have days 
They can not anewer their desire. 
Birds in all sexsons do not sing, 
Flowers have their time to bloom and fall; 
There is not any living thing 
Can auswer (0 a ceascless call. 


Sometimes, tired head, seck slumber deep; 
Tired hands, no burden try to lift; 

Tired heart, thy watch let others Keep, 
Pity thyrelf and let life drift. 

A few hours’ rest perchance may bring 
Relief from weariness and pain ; 

And thou from listless languors spring, 
And giadly lift thy work again. 


SELECTING POLICEMEN. 


Ix a committee of the New York Civil Service 
Reform Association, of whom the State Commis- 
sion had requested advice touching the applica- 
tion of the reform act to the police departments 
of cities, the question was raised as to what 
should be the requirements for applicants as to 
their physical condition. “A policeman,” sug- 
gested one of the members, a prominent editor 
of this city, “ought at least to be able to run 
away from a thief.” This standard of physical 
qualification does not seem an unreasonably high 
one, but as a matter of fact it is one with which 
a considerable number, if not the greater num- 
ber, of the older members of the New York police 
could not comply. It is the opinion of one of the 
few trained athletes on the force that two out of 
three of the patrolmen now in the service could 
not run a quarter of a mile at the top of their 
speed—which would not be great—without be- 
ing hopelessly “ blown,” if not completely broken 
down. One of the most striking and one of the 
most excellent features of the system of exami- 
nations provided under the civil service act of 
May 29, 1884, as applied to the police force, is 
that the physical condition and capacity of can- 
didates for appointment must be thoroughly test- 
ed, and if the candidate fails in this test he is 
promptly rejected. 

We give this week some illustrations of the 
manner in which these physical tests are made. 
They are by no means complex, but they are very 
effective. Of course a medical examination pre- 
cedes every other. The ordinary investigation is 
made by the police surgeons, in order to detect 
any obvious defect in constitution or health. This 
has always been the case. But these examina- 
tions have not always been trustworthy, because 
the Commissioners have not always desired that 
they should be so. It was in evidence before 
the famous Rooskrvect investigation committee in 
1883 that a hint from a Commissioner, “ the pull” 
of an applicant, had added enough to the appli- 
cant’s weight or stature to bring him within the 
requirements of the rules, though the same tape 
measure and scales under the eyes of the same 
surgeons had previously disclosed a considerable 
deficiency. But under the reform system, honest- 
ly applied, the applicant, even if certified to be 
physically sound, has to stand his chances in an 
a competition, and favoritism would be of no 
avail. 

After the applicants have secured the surgeon’s 
certificate, they are brought in “ classes” of con- 
venient size into the exercising hall of an up- 
town nasium, where they are made to go 
th a variety of apparently simple exercises 
devised by the “ Professor,” and approved by In- 
spector Byawnzs, of the police, Chief Bonner, of 
the Fire Department, and Mr. Woopmay, secretary 
of the City Civil Service Board. They are asked, 
for instance, to lie down flat on their backs on 
the floor, clasping their hands over their heads, 
and then to rise to a sitting posture. It looks 
easy enough, as the “ Professor” throws himself 
down and bobs in to show them what is 
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his example. They are also asked to raise dumb- 
bells of various weights with either hand ; to raise 
a weight with a pulley; to grasp a horizontal bar 
a few inches beyond their reach and to raise their 
own weight slowly till their chins touch the bar 
as often as they can; to run a race of a quarter 
of a mile with a half-dozen competitors around 
the room. After each exercise the expert, under 
the direction of the Examining Board, takes notes 
of their success, and marks their attainment. By 
the time they have completed these and some 
other exercises they have a a very good idea 
of their bodily capacity. e percentage of those 
who fail to pass this ordeal varies, but it is al- 
ways sufficient to show that the service is very 
effectively protected by its results. 

These processes of sifting, it must be remem- 
bered, are altogether preliminary. They bring 
the applicant only to the threshold of a competi- 
tion in other qualifications. It will be readily 
seen that they are very important, and that they 
are a great improvement on the mere surgeon’s 
examination, even supposing this to be as thor- 
ough as it can be made. There is another pre- 
liminary requirement now insisted on more care- 
fully than under the old system, though still 
capable of a good deal of development. This is 
the examination as to character and previous ex- 
perience. Every applicant must furnish the cer- 
tificate of three citizens that he is of good char- 
acter, and these must be given, preferably, by his 
employers. These are investigated by officers of 
the department. The signers of the certificates 
are also required to state their willingness to give 
any further information asked for, and to have 
their names made public. And the examiners 
may take such other steps as they find proper to 
ascertain the applicant’s character and anteced- 
ents. If he is found to have had experience 
specially fitting him for police work, he is given 
the benefit of it in his marking. 

After the physical examination, in which the 
applicant must attain a fair marking in order to 
get any further, and in which his marks above 
the minimum are to his credit in subse- 
quent competition, there is a further examination, 
strictly competitive, relating almost exclusively 
to natural or acquired aptitude for police service. 
The questions in this examination are prepared 
by Inspector Byrngs,end they are very search- 
ing. It is worthy of note that this experienced 
officer subjects applicants to a series of inquiries 
far more rigid and minute than any one outside 
the department would have ventured to prepare. 
The applicant is given a certain number of se- 
lected extracts from the rules and regulations 
governing the conduct of patrolmen, and is al- 
lowed a reasonable time to study them. He is 
then questioned in detail regarding his under- 
standing of, them, and as to how he would act in 
trying to carry them out. He is also questioned 
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